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Jordan // Film student // 32 // ily Rosswood!! (Parody rp account for marble hornets and creepypasta)

Rosswood Alabama
Joined August 2026
Jordan Ashidego Marble Hornets member + Proxy 16+ account Just for fun, will have lore below!! Like + repost for moots 🫰
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Gotta paint the nursery but I don't want to do it alone :( Everyone is busy!!
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I did not warn any of my partners about this 🫰
Picking up a guest for dinner 🫰
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Picking up a guest for dinner 🫰
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Gosh sometimes people are so funny "Does Jay hate me I'm so fucking scared" No hun, he doesn't ♥️
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Setting up a playdate (?) between Mister and Jay because Mister asked 🫰
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//Oomf pulled through with an amazing birthday gift I'm so jolly this morning
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Found a super old picture of me!! From like, I think this was the first week or something of college? I was fresh from Louisiana with Alex.. //Art by me heh #marblehornetsoc
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//Jordan surviving but forever has nightmares about when they saw Tim kill Alex And then had to drag Tim somewhere safe when he passed out So they are covered in Alex's blood They wake up screaming about him and Tim has to comfort them
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Keep having nightmares, kinda starting to drive me insane
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//Chat should I draw Rosswood Alex and Jordan Would y'all wanna see that
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//lowkirk I'm doing this on all my accounts
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//obviously Alex kralie
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Hi Brian? Good afternoon to you too? I can't tell if I'm going to be killed, or get a big kiss
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How could we not have known…he’s tall…white…camera OPERATOR…Jay Merrick is the Operator and must be dealt with
Camera.. operator...hmmmmmm
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Aw I think someone is excited for Halloween... Cute little masked kid outside I think they are supposed to be a skull?
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Got a really weird text?
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⦻ Jordan ⦻ retweeted
𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙖𝙘𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩 "𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙃𝙤𝙧𝙣𝙚𝙩𝙨" 𝙤𝙣 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙏𝙪𝙗𝙚 𝙨𝙪𝙙𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙖 𝙫𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙤 𝙩𝙤𝙙𝙖𝙮. 𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙤 𝙬𝙖𝙮 𝙞𝙩 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙'𝙫𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙙. 𝙀𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙮 #88. Fᵢₙd ₜₕₑₘ bₑfₒᵣₑ ᵢₜ fᵢₙdₛ ₜₕₑₘ...
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If Alex and I ever stop being close he's gotta die I fear No way I can let a man who's known me since I was 6 walk free
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I'd have to be like "ishki you can't say that about people!" And she'd start going on and on about how he was bad news and going to curse the family and blah blah blah If we'd ever had kids, it'd be like colonizing the family
I have been thinking about how much my mom hated Alex when we were growing up "Evil little white boy" is what she'd call him 😔
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I have been thinking about how much my mom hated Alex when we were growing up "Evil little white boy" is what she'd call him 😔
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