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@ThePdizz

Hi I'm Preston. Amateur Chef. Historian. 'Scaper. INTJ ~ ☺️✌️ lifestyle influencer. High School Teacher 📚Private: @PdizzlePriv

Joined May 2019
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I’m such an idiot bro
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𝑨𝒃𝒐𝒃𝒊 (@dfwabobi) profile picture
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@dfwabobiNov 10
Btw your soulmate would actually be nice to you, invest in you, and make it clear they like you.
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If they wanted to they would; people go to extraordinary lengths to talk and be with people they desire. No sense in constantly putting yourself out there for people who don’t value you
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On that arc in life. You want me make some actual effort
♡ (@crestieyy) profile picture♡@crestieyyNov 9
normalize not trying harder when someone makes you feel unwanted
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KING OF THE JUNJLE (@tentakvlt) profile picture
KING OF THE JUNJLE@tentakvltNov 9
these hoes tryna distract me busy whore!!! busy with my blade
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Thestreet@fromthestreet01Nov 8
Poor communication is also lack of interest, i hope y’all know that
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KING OF THE JUNJLE@tentakvltNov 6
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ryan (@itsashotgunbaby) profile pictureryan@itsashotgunbabyNov 5
the stripper actually does love me. but i can't love her back. because of this dark path i've chosen...
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World of Warcraft (@Warcraft) profile picture
World of Warcraft
@WarcraftNov 6
Work da poop? Weekend almost here 👍
A precariously perched, purple Feral Cat perseveres, holding fast to a branch. Meme text below reads “HANG IN THERE!”

ALT A precariously perched, purple Feral Cat perseveres, holding fast to a branch. Meme text below reads “HANG IN THERE!”

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Chris@spinningturnNov 5
Dating is so embarrassing why am I trying to show my interest but also trying to figure out how to be not annoying about it
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turned@tvrnedNov 3
i’m not chasing.. the loml would never put me thru that
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@ayojoestarNov 4
Give Millennials the ball. We’re pushing 40 and still being told to wait our turn by people who need help opening a PDF. Move. We’ve got shit to fix.
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Material conditions are the stem of all discourse
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Kwikpanik, CEO of 8192@KwikpanikNov 4
woke up to find a really cool shiny this morning!
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Don’t worry, King focus on your World of Warcraft forever account real women love that shit fr
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Maya Luna
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Blouth Blarolina 🌊🌊
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SlightlySus⁉️⁉️@slightlysus1Nov 4
NO FUCKING WAY JD VANCE HAS A WARIO
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critter@goofycreaturesNov 1
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ACE
@RealAce404Nov 1
My bad for wanting something serious I forgot the generation we live in
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乂@forthedamnhoesNov 1
Delete that paragraph king she don’t give a fuck
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em 🪽@emrysdeerOct 31
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Did I fail
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