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"I fucked someone to that playlist you made" is the highest compliment you can give me. – at Chicago, IL
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It’s so funny how Reacher’s mom called him by his last name even as a child and not his slightly older brother
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Going to the mats to double his salary on his critically acclaimed series at the same time he was doing blackface on 30 Rock just for the love of the game 👑
Jon Hamm was making around $125,000 per episode of Mad Men when he threatened to QUIT over his salary. He eventually secured a raise to over $250,000 per episode, but the same show later cost him the lead role in Gone Girl after Mad Men’s fourth season, Hamm told producers he was prepared to walk away unless they renegotiated his contract. in 2011, he signed a new three year deal that would increase his salary to over $250,000 per episode by its final year. a couple of years later, director David Fincher wanted Hamm to star in Gone Girl. Both AMC and Lionsgate were willing to adjust their schedules to make it happen. but Mad Men creator Matthew Weiner refused to accommodate the filming schedule, and the role went to Ben Affleck instead 🥲 Hamm later admitted it was one of the opportunities he wished had worked out!
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Jon looking the part of the bum more and more with every new revival is kinda fitting actually. Yeah by today’s standards his house probably would look like that. Probably doesn’t even own the house in this version lol that looks like an apartment
Official looks at ‘Garfield (2026)’. Premiering this December on Paramount+. (Source: usatoday.com/story/entertain…)
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there has never been a more vindicated tweet as the "everyone is 12 now" theory
They don’t. People like them the same way they “like” black coffee, dark chocolate and whiskey: they’re too weak willed to say the emperor’s naked and succumb to the social terrorists who threaten them with ostracism and humiliation for fun
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“Whoa Jamal don’t pull out the 9”
New look at ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’. (Source: empireonline.com/movies/news…)
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WE'RE GONNA BE TOLERANT, WE'RE GONNA BE RESPECTFUL OF ALL RACES, WE'RE FUCKING SEX CHANGES ON ALL FUCKING STUDENTS, WE'RE GONNA FUCKING SUPPORT PALESTINE AND WE'RE NO LONGER GONNA FORGET ABOUT THE MINORITY AND THE GAY STUDENTS AT THIS SCHOOL
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I was meant to be the flyest nigga at Home Depot on a Friday morning
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Whoever bought Jensen that leather jacket
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[Watching Skydance slash costs and cancel everything] This is probably good news for a legacy sequel to my 2005 R-rated superhero movie that didn’t break even and opened behind HITCH
Francis Lawrence says he is “more hopeful” that ‘CONSTANTINE 2’ will happen now that James Gunn & Peter Safran have left DC Studios. “Not that I want anybody to lose their jobs… We have a script, we’ve been wanting to make it, and the people that were at DC were an impediment to us making it. So, we are now more hopeful as of yesterday’s news that maybe now there will be another opportunity.” (Source: collider.com/constantine-2-u…)
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“The premise is simple, Lemon: Contestants must hide Shaquille O’Neal from the people of Dallas. If this works, the network is ready to greenlight similar shows like ‘Will You Co-Sign Lenny Dykstra’s Loan?’ and ‘Can You Convince a Georgia Football Player to Call an Uber?’”
EXCLUSIVE: ABC has set a new competition series titled "Can You Hide... Shaq?" Hosted by comedian Nicole Byer, the show follows eight contestants attempting to hide Shaquille O’Neal in plain sight in Dallas. They'll have to disguise, distract and deceive for a shot at grand prize money. The series premieres with two episodes on Thursday, Dec. 3, at 9 p.m. on ABC and the ESPN app. Episodes will stream on Hulu the next day. wp.me/pc8uak-1lI5EM
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He ended the cycle of abuse
Punch grew up and now takes care of a baby monkey😭
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Happy circulatory system walking through the kitchen day to all who celebrate.
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[guy who doesn’t know what arbitrarily means]: you don’t need to read books
There is nothing special about books. You can become arbitrarily smart without ever reading a book
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WASHINGTON (AP) — California voters reject measure to tax the wealth of billionaires.
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It brings me no satisfaction to admit it, but it does appear more and more irrefutable that Feige is a generational talent.
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This is wild, even by President Trump’s standards.
Ok, I didn’t expect a story time on Saturday, but here we go. What I’m about to write is TRUE. It is insane, stupid, and very dumb, but it is true. Earlier today Donald J Trump, the p[resident of the United States, posted that he had offered the job of Press Secretary to Dana White. Well, it was the wrong Dana White… 🧵
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Druski ends SNL with Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Walton Goggins and James Talarico on stage with him 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
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Never considered the concept of someone doing OCD reassurance seeking with AI but for making sure it’s still dogshit lmao
Jesse Eisenberg says he sometimes "experiments with AI" to see if it's good at writing: "I’m totally paranoid. I sometimes experiment with AI to see whether it’s good at writing. And it’s still not. I’m paranoid, so I check and it still isn’t. Thank God. I say, 'Write a scene like this.' I’m just testing it to make sure it’s bad, and it’s still bad. So I’m relieved, but, like, how far away is it from being good? How far are we from a kid putting on a pair of goggles and saying, 'I want to watch a movie about me where I rob a bank and then kiss the girl I’m in love with at school. Here are pictures of her, here are pictures of me' and then they press play? I’m paranoid about that." variety.com/2026/film/awards…
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Khaliik White, a security guard who draws intricate artwork during his breaks, now sees his work on the walls of Philadelphia City Hall. This is his story: 6abc.com/20021029/
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