Your salary is just your company's monthly subscription of you

Coding: where the only thing more broken than the code is my spirit.

Coding is like marriage. You start with high hopes, and end with a lot of compromise and debugging

बर्बाद होने के बहोत सारे रास्ते थे मैंने coding को चुना #devlife

Kaam Jyada karne se, Kaam badhta hai Package Nahi...😉

When you’re coding without internet: ‘Back to the Stone Age we go.’ #OfflineCoding

When you’re asked to work without coffee: ‘Error 404: Programmer not found.’ #NeedCoffee

When you’re a frontend developer and see the backend code: ‘Here be dragons.’ #FrontendExplorer

Developer fired for changing node_modules to nude_models

When your non-tech friend says they want to learn coding: ‘Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies… and bugs.’ #CodingInitiation

When you refactor your code and it’s cleaner than your apartment: ‘Priorities, right?’ #CleanCodeDirtyRoom

Human engineers: ‘That’s a month’s work!’ Devin AI: ‘Hold my coffee.’”

When you realize Devin AI can code faster than you.

When you realize Devin AI can code faster than you can type: "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode." #DevinAI #ProgrammerHumor

When you refactor your code and it’s cleaner than your apartment: ‘Priorities, right?’ #CleanCodeDirtyRoom

When you’re so deep into coding that you start dreaming in JavaScript: ‘I think, therefore I code.’ #CoderDreams

Trying to understand someone else’s code is like trying to decipher an ancient script. #CodeMysteries

Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 😄 #DevLife

Two weeks without coding and I've forgotten 30 years of experience

I am a programmer. A journalist asked me what makes code bad. I said... No comment.