𝕍𝕚𝕝 |Hell's Mad Journalist| 📰

𝗢𝗹𝗱 𝘀𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗹 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗷𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝗣𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺 𝗖𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝗲𝗲𝗸𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗵!... "I do what i do because it's the best, and also profits everyone" #HazbinHotelOC #HazbinHotel |More info in thread|

"Breaking News!" "Dont go and explore the Loo Loo Land ruins at night, the animatronics or whatever get quite quirky at night... Also i saw one skin an imp-" "Shits funky over there."

"Man, my shoulders really hurt from having to CARRY the ENTIRE news industry." "Well, i guess it is what it is."

"I need coffee. Been up all night trying to finish my weekly quota of 1000 Newspapers." "Now to deliver them..."

"Soooo, what have people been up to since i have been gone? I am most curious."

"You come into MY office and tell me how I should write my Newspapers?" "What a fool you are." J̵͔͛̈́̊̓͑̓̀̍O̴͋̀̎̂͠Ù̴Ŗ̴̢̄͆͜N̴̏̑̈́̕̚͝A̶̟̬̗̖̠͂̍̊́͂͂͜L̶̈́̒͠Ǐ̷̚Ş̶̰͓͔̲͇̘͎̽̾͆́̇́̎̆͌͝T Ḏ̴̢́͒Ē̶̫̼̗͈̙͖͙M̵̡̱̼̼͈̫̜̬͇̃̽Ŏ̴̤͚̬͌̚͝N̷̛̮͖̗͊͒̏I̷̎̃͐̄͘C D̸͂̌̐̀͌E̴̐͝AT̴͌̄H B̶̘̄̐̐̿͑͋̋̋L̶̎̎̇̂Å̷̈́̊͒S̵̱͖̗̻̐T

*Stares back*

"My News contact disappeared after i met them yesterday and got blackout drunk AND i have no idea what happened to them!" "But Dont you worry, AND do NOT call the fire department, i will find them!" ... "I think..."

"MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION?" ... "Thank you for your attention :)"

"Breaking News!" "I'm Currently hiding in your closet, waiting for you to leave so i can rummage your house!" ... "Please leave."

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"Sleep is for the weak!" *Hasn't slept for 2 weeks*

"Huzzah!!"

"I came, i saw, i left." "But unfortunately i left a little too fast and fell down some stairs."

"I'm not a morning person, I'm not a night person." "I'm a person... but only on weekends."

"Why am i seeing so many thighs on the TL today?"

"I wish i had money :("

"Angel Dust? More like... angle."