LMAOOOOO

I’ve watched this video multiple times already and it still blows my mind xitter.cf/krasiwayah/status/1113…

locals trying to come up with a tweet now that instagram’s down

when you’re drunk but don’t want that DUI

a king

me: *watching curb your enthusiasm* her: you wanna watch Friends instead me: xitter.cf/TheSymbolofDrip/status…

you can hear the heartbreak in Rick Ross’s voice

when you barely affording rent and you see more white people starting to jog around your neighborhood

One month until Christmas. Time to put this on loop. xitter.cf/Genius/status/94581414…

Swae Lee tried to tell y’all

when your mom starts telling guests your embarrassing stories

and our only way to communicate with them is locked up. free young thug

*SEC serves Tesla with a subpoena* TSLA shareholders: - “spend less time on twitter” - “concentrate more on your Tesla production” - “you can’t tweet that you are considering taking your company private at a specific price” Elon Musk:

Elon Musk really on live stream hitting a blunt with Joe Rogan lmao

Beyoncé’s backup dancers when the fan ran up on stage xitter.cf/FoloWorld/status/10023…

“Omg y’all this is sarcasm/dry humor.”

Melo’s best highlight as a Thunder player

get your child support king xitter.cf/trvisxx/status/1017215…