Resident Assistant

Ah checkouts! I get to make you pay for your stupid 3am phone calls! Is that a tiny rip in the paint? CHARGEEE! Muhahahaha #RAdontcare

Is it me or does our professional staff overseers get bigger and bigger each year? Perhaps b/c we do all their work.. #LousyAC

Yes... We had to seriously post these signs.. #RAproblems

And the Oscar goes to.... #dutyround

My hallway looks like the 75th annual hunger games! Guess that's what I get for giving up duty rounds for lent... #lousyRA #RAdontcare

This is what I find in my residents room... And administration wonders why I have #roommateproblems #DirtyDishes

When your working office hours and a resident comes in to ask a question, and you ask them where they live and they say your floor #lousyRA

When a resident starts their side of the story as "WELL this bitch".... just get the paperwork ready... #RAdontcare

If you have never brought the duty phone to a club with you... Your one of the RAs out of the "What RAs really do" loop #RAdontcare

It scares me that some of my residents want to be pharmacists... or pilots... Or even worse... Doctors! #RessiesCantEvenWipeTheirOwnAss

Dear Dumb Residents, Please DELETE your RA from any social network before posting pictures of getting drunk in your room. #LessWriteUps

No... You don't have tourettes syndrome... Thats a dog barking in your closet.. #PETA #RAProblems #RADontCare

Had to check on this girl that posted she was going to commit suicide.. She said she did it for attention.. Shes about to be found dead.

Random fact: Lockout fees only apply to bitchy residents...

Weekend resident: Yeah I don't like to go home neither Me: Actually, I like to go home but I get paid to watch you... #weekendduty

That moment when your in public and your heart drops because some idiot has the same ringer as the duty phone... #dutyphone

Thanks last RA on duty for setting an alarm on the duty phone as a prank... Don't forget that I have a key to your room #shampoo #nair

Oh it's funny to call the duty phone breathe and hangup? Should of blocked the number because it's on Craigslist under exotic services now!