Put More Jerky In The Bag

There’s Money To Be Made, I’m Working

Dark Mode Ain’t Dark Enough For Me

If You Only Wear Black, And You Love Animals…Keep A Lint Roller On Hand!

I hate holding things, and she’s constantly handing me shit

Finna Cop My Grails After 10 Years

Punched Myself In The Face Trying To Pull The Blanket From Under My Damn Dog Smh Lol

I Do Not Care About Healthy Foods. Deep Fry My Shit Please, These Baked Chips Ain’t It

The Part They Never Tell You About Being Sober Is…..Literally Nothing Is Fun Anymore

Been Eating Salad Everyday

I’m Only On The Internet To See Your Food

I Like The Products And I’m Gonna Buy Something, I Don’t Need A Text Everyday Though

Melted Butter, Garlic And Grated Parmesan On A Toasted Hoagie Bun With Turkey, Bacon Provolone And Lettuce. Andy Capp’s Hot Fries And An Arizona Green Tea Is “TheRealAxel”

My dreams feel so real, and now I’m in bed crying cause I miss my grandma

AirTag On My AR

Breh

Aye Tiny Desk, Run It Back With @CurrenSy_Spitta Please, We Need The Official Jernt! The “Home” Version Was Cool But We Need That