@TheRealFlups

I am 67.3% certain I once saw Jeremy Paxman eating a sandwich at Warwick Castle.

Joined August 2020
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Morning #ukgiftam lovelies… I’m away for a biz trip next week (which is nice!) - so I’m just gonna do a little Christmas card reminder - cos I’m away for much of the Xmas build-up! Get your orders in gang! Dippyfishcards.etsy.com #shopindie #mhhsbd
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Apropos of nothing. Zilch. Nada.
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As promised here's the next set of my available prints This time these are 8x6" and are £26 posted Think these are some of my favourite pieces I'm painted More to see on my page , link in bio – at Burghfield Common, England
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"You want lies with that?" #McDonaldTrump
Donald Trump in a McDonald's apron, standing by a McDonald's poster in a branch of McDonald's

ALT Donald Trump in a McDonald's apron, standing by a McDonald's poster in a branch of McDonald's

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I'll take one pumpkin spiced will to live, please.
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#MHHSBD It's my 10th Birthday!🖤 USE CODE LV43HBD10 FOR 10% OFF 🖤 80s New Wave Moonglow Bead & Spike Earrings, Green & Gunmetal also in Clip On🖤 #UKMakers #TheCraftersUK #CraftBizParty #earrings #shopsmall #handmade #giftsforher #80s #alternative lovesvintage43.com/product/8…
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To be fair, they mostly look really alike.
Quite Interesting
@qikipedia5 Oct 2024
Less than one third of primary-age children in the UK can identify a courgette.
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Happy Papa Was a Rollin' Stone Day to all who celebrate.
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All I want is enough money to have a house like a murder suspect in an ITV drama.
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Same
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I cannot, in good conscience, claim that this has been a good use of my time.
A priority seating sign, showing a parent ant child, a pregnant person, a person with a crutch, and the head of a carousel horse - all in cream on a grey background, in silhouette form.

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You see this, this is what happens in real life. The bots can't show up on the streets. On the right there (yeah the far right) are the 6 nazis who turned up to cause mayhem. Everyone else is there to stop them. This is England.
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Here’s a thought. When you state we are too big, too small, too old, too ugly, too mannish, too irrelevant blah, blah, blah, do bear in mind we hold no ambition to be some random splutter’s wank-standard and neither a role model for the puddle-deep. You’re good to go.
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Another impossible beauty standard for women.
Someone dressed as Marie Antoinette, holding her own head.

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This is Mike on his feet for hours to say goodbye to loved ones one last time, on his own terms. To leave them with as good a memory as possible before the tumour took what was left of his mobility and speech but not his cognition. He was never a lesser mortal. #cancer #gbm
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Worst ever game of Shag, Marry, Kill.
Trending topics - Boris Johnson, Janet Street Porter, Rishi

ALT Trending topics - Boris Johnson, Janet Street Porter, Rishi

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How's this for a Before and After? Catch #HiddenTreasuresNT tonight on @BBCTwo to see the transformation of this portrait by John Singer-Sargent: brnw.ch/21wJRDL
A three-quarter-length portrait of a young woman, Nancy, the Viscountess Astor, seen before and after conservation work. She's depicted standing before a colonnade and turned to the left, looking back over her right shoulder at the spectator, her hands held behind her back. Her light brown hair is pinned up in the contemporary 'pompadour' style, and she wears a white dress with a pearlescent pink sash tied about the waist and in a bow at the back, its tails rippling to ground. The conservation work is shown to have removed a lot of yellowing of the painting, reviving the colours.

ALT A three-quarter-length portrait of a young woman, Nancy, the Viscountess Astor, seen before and after conservation work. She's depicted standing before a colonnade and turned to the left, looking back over her right shoulder at the spectator, her hands held behind her back. Her light brown hair is pinned up in the contemporary 'pompadour' style, and she wears a white dress with a pearlescent pink sash tied about the waist and in a bow at the back, its tails rippling to ground. The conservation work is shown to have removed a lot of yellowing of the painting, reviving the colours.

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Can’t wait for this unelected billionaire squatter to fuck off.
ITVPolitics@ITVNewsPolitics29 Apr 2024
'I want to move towards something that is more rigorous, more objective and potentially has more medical evidence when people are making those claims' @RishiSunak wouldn't be drawn on whether those suffering with anxiety will lose PIP payments | @Peston itv.com/news/2024-04-29/peop…
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Birthday HOOTenannny, Vagabond peacock, Fizzy Flamingo and Land of Lovebirds A4 and A5 prints now available (ditto all my art done so far) Contact me through DM or comments if one takes your fancy £55 / £35 inc special D postage #ukgiftam #mhhsbd #shopindie #craftbizparty
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