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Hiya @etihad I want to fly to Australia but I've only got £400. Can you see if the government can pay the rest?
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Ssh don’t tell them but all the right wing ‘Christian’ grifters complaining about Easter eggs have forgotten that it’s Palm Sunday.
Not one of them has mentioned it.
Oh dear.
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Billionaire Jim Ratcliffe says Britain is being colonised by immigrants - much like he 'colonised' Monaco to cut his tax bill
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Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand t-shirt. She couldn't even name 3 other main causes of the outbreak of World War I
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🚨🇧🇷 EXCL: West Ham submit formal bid worth €8m for Brazilian GK John Victor from Botafogo.
Galatasaray and Everton also keen on John Victor after Man United monitored him in the recent months.
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Just landed in Heathrow Airport T3. Went into M&S. Three staff working.
I said to them “MR LOVERMAN”.
None of them responded with "SHABBA".
I have a voice recording & their names to report to M&S.
We must confront them every time.
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On top of all this, the poor boy’s name is ‘X Æ A-12’.
There should be a law against naming your child after the product code for a B&Q toilet seat hinge.
Grimes criticises Musk for taking their son to Oval Office briefing
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Five years after Brexit,
"Number of Britons who think Brexit was right decision hits new low"
In 2016 British-American comedian John Oliver finished an episode of "Last Week Tonight" with,
"A song straight out of every British heart, which both relentless insults Europe and quietly acknowledges how lost we'd be without it"
Transcript
F*** you, European Union
Tally-ho, you f-cking pricks
We are the United Kingdom
You can eat our spotted dicks
That being said
We're not going to leave you
Turns out we need you nonetheless
F*** you, you're all clear, you know it is what it is
Poland is depressing
And there's vampires in Romania
Spain is far too hot
And where the f*** is Lithuania?
To be fair Slovenia is lovely
We're only kidding It sucks too
But we must admit
Without these countries
We'd be really screwed
F*** the European Union
Even though we must admit
We would all be batshit crazy
If we Vote for leaving it
We would all be batshit crazy
If we vote for leaving it you
Brexit is a disaster, rejoin the EU Single Market and then fully #RejoinEU
Rip twitter time for the X-odus bsky.app/profile/therealrish…
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It would be a real shame if this tweet by Elon Musk (in 2022) saying that Trump is too old to be president went viral.
You know what to do.



























