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I have decided that Egg Benedict — with some French fries, a little side salad, and a glass of white Burgundy — is the perfect brunch meal.
(From my neighborhood French bistro specifically, but adjust to your circumstances as necessary.)
Colin Duffy retweeted
Film where you give yourself the main role and the entire film is you eating and your wife is Sofia Vergara is almost an Orson Welles bit
Man, playoff baseball is just magic. Just what we needed — a World Series Game One with a little late inning intrigue.
LL Bean does a lot of “flannel-lined” this and “fleece-lined” that … but one of my favorites is this cozy AF fleece-lined flannel. Best of both worlds. And oversized — feels like sliding into a slanket.
This goes HARD
This man just took the same plastic recorder that used to sound like a dying goose in elementary school and casually started shredding Sultans of Swing on it.
Eyes half-closed, fully committed, fingers flying like he actually practiced this instead of just surviving Hot Cross Buns.
Somewhere a music teacher is watching this and having an existential crisis. The recorder has seen things. It will never be
the same.
Lot of visual gags in EDDINGTON but this one—a flash to Sheriff Joe’s half-assed suspect list for a murder he committed, which is funny on its own—is actually only layed atop the real joke, as it obscures his heavily bookmarked copy of HOW TO WIN FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE.
“what was your biggest impact on the internet?”
I think this got the most impressions. And mercifully most people did not misunderstand it as an attack on Mulaney/addiction.
Dying at 93 is better than the alternative
Tom Skerritt, Star of 'Picket Fences' and 'Alien,' Dies at 93 hollywoodreporter.com/movies…
If they actually have the goods like this, this is a really gross response
Colin Duffy retweeted
I don’t claim to know how the election will turn out but if Dems are resorting to “Lindsay Graham was a closeted homo” as an October surprise that doesn’t exactly scream Blue Wave
