Genius Idiot. Mostly jokes. Pop culture fan. Politically identify as Far gone
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Jesus: Welcome to my summer party
[Jesus puts finger in the pool and turns it into wine]
Apostles: awwww YEAHHHH
Judas: Merlot? Seriously???
Five guys I would have hugged:
Sir Patrick Stewart
Robin William
Jim Henson
Akira Toriyama
Alan Rickman
I grew up watching Patrick Stewart. I first saw him in Excalibur. His role as Jean-Luc Picard in Star Trek the Next Generation showed us what an intelligent, strong and kind leader should be. Rest in peace Captain, thanks for the memories good sir. You will be missed.
ALT Patrick Stewart
Heard my nephew trash talking online with his friends say "yo momma wears size elastic" damn even I felt that burn 🔥
Hey @grok about how much sawdust am I ingesting for every 4 tsp of commercial grated parmesan cheese?
Overheard a mom next to me say to her kid "That's what you'll look like if you only eat french fries" and the kid started crying
When I used to answer phone calls at work sometimes a caller would say they couldn't hear me well. So I would always say "ok let me adjust the audio" then would literally do nothing for a few seconds and then go "How about now?" And they would always say "Much better"
People who say they trust Joe Burrow more than Brock Purdy, who you trust more to sell you a Toyota?
Nobody trusting Joe Burrow
[One hour after meeting an Alien]
... and that's why Crazy Bread is only good right away and not the next day
Back in my day we would ask our date out during Happy Honda Days and if they said yes it meant it was a serious exclusive relationship
Dating was easier back then
Social media is a cesspool. There are still many good things about it such as and then there's and don't forget about
Failed to get into art school, maybe I'll try politics
President Donald Trump is banning students from taking out student loans if your degree doesn't make enough money to pay it back
Degrees expected to be hit the hardest:
▪️ Art
▪️ Music
▪️ Cosmetic Certifications
▪️ Social Work
▪️ Religious Studies
▪️ Teaching Aides
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The post inaccurately claims a ban on loans for certain degrees. No such ban: programs must meet earnings benchmarks for federal loan eligibility or lose it after failing multiple years.
latimes.com/california/sto…
govinfo.gov/content/pkg/FR…
x.com/usedgov/status…
A Top 100 Best TV shows list without The Muppet Show on it can't be taken seriously
Over 500 influential stars, showrunners and other notable names in the world of TV vote for The 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century for the New York Times.
The Top 10 Best TV Shows:
1. Breaking Bad
2. The Wire
3. Mad Men
4. Succession
5. Fleabag
6. Game of Thrones
7. Veep
8. 30 Rock
9. Curb Your Enthusiasm
10. Atlanta
(nytimes.com/interactive/2026…)
Music industry is NOTHING BUT LIES. The Beatles? Not Beatles. Eagles? Not Eagles. The Police? Not law enforcement. Gorillaz? No gorillas. Scorpions? No. Counting crows? No. Guns and Roses? None. Death Cab for Cutie? You guessed it not a death cab.
