@TheRunClub

The (hilarious) musings of two young men while yogging in Canada.

 Canada
Joined January 2012
  • Tweets1.1K
  • Following1.6K
  • Followers709
35Media
"My doctor told me if I took up jogging it could add ten years to my life. And he was right. I now feel ten years older."
1
1
"I thought they said RUM!" #run #running #runner #runnerproblems
1
1
1
The_Run_Club's "Hot Shoe of the Week":
Q: What do runners do when they forget something? A: They jog their memory.
Q: What does a runner drink when they're in last place? A: Ketchup.
Q: Why do dogs run in circles? A: Because its hard to run in squares.
1
All The Worst Things That Happen Running - buzzfeed.com/andrewilnyckyj/… via @BuzzFeedVideo @buzzfeed

All The Worst Things That Happen Running

Your love/hate relationship with running, itemized.

buzzfeed.com
Photo: Bircher brewing 🌰🍏🍯 They’ll be a spare @therunclub if you’re peckish after your sesh! #bircher... tmblr.co/Z11bxuxoaF4Z

sprout-health

Bircher brewing 🌰🍏🍯 They’ll be a spare @therunclub if you’re peckish after your sesh! #bircher #muesli #almond #oats #bran #coconut #honey #cinnamon #sultanas #breakfast #healthy #nutrition #trc...

sprout-health.tumblr.com
1
1
Replying to @therunchat
@bnobach13 @therunchat Crush those expired gels, brah! Then down some rolaids and hit the road!
Why did the running coach cross the road? Some people on the other side could still walk.
The other night, I went for a walk. My girlfriend asked me how long I was going to be gone, and I said, ‘The whole time.’ - Steven Wright
1
"The only exercise she gets is jumping to conclusions. "
Running feels awful, but it will let you live longer – so, life will feel awful, but at least it will last longer.
1
"If swimming is good for your shape, why do whales look the way they do?"
1
1
"If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body."
"How do you get a man to do sit-ups? Put the remote control between his toes."
"Harry gets a lot of exercise. Last week he was out seven nights running."
Load more