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Clint Barton

@TheSHIELDHawk

Occasionally moonlights as a secret agent and an Avenger. Carnie orphan, coffee addict, and the best shot in town. Just call me Hawkeye. (#MarvelRP #MCU-ish)

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Joined October 2013
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And you people wonder what goes through my mind when I'm sitting up in a perch. Bacon cronuts. Mystery solved.
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Hey, so I might be taking up LARPing. What do you guys think?
Discovery Channel needs to get on this, stat.
Loki 🐍☀️ (@RegalTrickster) profile pictureLoki 🐍☀️@RegalTrickster27 Apr 2020
Thor's catching salmon in the river with his bare hands. There's a store five minutes away from us, but apparently, this gives the salmon a fighting chance, which makes it fair. Makes sense.
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Someone replaced the coffee with decaf. I just know it. Lang’s paying me back for mocking him, isn’t he? Which, I don’t blame him, but why the coffee?
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Jennifer’s going to throw him out the window if I don’t replace this with a fresh pot. *whistles and walks away*
He has. I’ve watched it happen. I’ve watched it happen and laughed.
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This feels like something Scott Lang would say.
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You know, that would be worth it for that reason alone. I'll grab the shrinking suit while he's not looking. teapawt.net/getsinyourhead/status/…
Wanda Maximoff (@GetsInYourHead) profile pictureWanda Maximoff@GetsInYourHead5 Jul 2016
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I could always render him mute for a bit- if only purely for our entertainment.
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The plus side to being hearing impaired is the ability to ignore Scott Lang when he's rambling on about something.
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God, now I want bacon cronuts. I wonder if Scott can sneak in and steal a couple.
What am I talking about? The coffee is always worth it.
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First the Accords and the Raft, now this? Was the coffee worth it, self? Was it really? teapawt.net/fromlegal/status/73509…
Natalia Romanova (@FromLegal) profile pictureNatalia Romanova@FromLegal24 May 2016
I'm afraid we're going to have to burn list Clint. I'm going to miss you.
Somebody will be around shortly to collect my spy badge and bump me back to rookie espionage.
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I gave in. Did the hat and the sunglasses thing so I could walk into a Starbucks and order a coffee.
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Also, can someone tell me if Scott Lang has an off switch? I'm asking for a friend.
Take a look at us and guess who's been the spy for almost two decades.
Though, I've already informed the others that I'm not going for the whole sunglasses and baseball cap motif.
There's always an upside to being a fugitive. I mean, hell, all of that special training I got at SHIELD is really paying off.
I used to be an adventurer like you... teapawt.net/MULTiVersesNews/status…
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Have a sneaking suspicion I'm going to regret waking up this morning. Call it a hunch.
I mean, come on, what else do you sing when you're sorting through your quiver?
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