@TheSamIke

I promise I'm better in real life.

Joined December 2011
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As I walk through the valley of shadow of death/ I realize I left the stove on/so now I gotta walk back though the valley of shadow of death
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@RedSox30 Mar 2023
We got 2 words for you... PLAY. BALL.

2023 Open Video

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VIP GIVEAWAY — @LifeIsBeautiful reveals 2023 lineup: @TheKillers, @KendrickLamar, @ODESZA + more. ENTER NOW for your chance to win (2) VIP tickets to #LifeIsBeautiful.👇 To enter: 1. Follow @TheFestiveOwl 2. RT this tweet. Winner contacted 4/11. Bonus: bit.ly/3lLMJPF
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Did a set on @donttellcomedy youtu.be/MbRZP0Y4l10

The Greatest Movie of All Time | Sam Ike | Stand Up Comedy

Comedy is at its best when there's a surprise – that's why Don't Te...

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It's officially #EarthWindAndFireDay!!! 🥳 🥳 🥳 Ask everyone you know today, "Do you remember ?", and watch the lyric video here: youtube.com/watch?v=131OjWrd… 🌍💨🔥
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Bill Russell promised to give KG one of his rings if he didn’t win one in Boston So wholesome man 😭
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The Standups Season 3 is OUT NOW! 🎉 Doesn’t matter if you’re at home or on the @Netflix app - you can stream all the laughs you want. Sharing the stage with @dustyslay, @janellejcomedy, @marknorm, @melissavcomedy  and @Blacktress so be prepared. @netflixisajoke
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🍀 T O N I G H T 🍀 If you think you can find a better comedy show...GOOD LUCK! @norlexsaid @BlazerRamon @shainbrenden @jaylenetran @sacklunch_ • TICKETS ➡️ Link in Bio 🎭🍻 • #TheRockwell #SaturdayNight #ThingsToDo #BosArts #do617 #Boston @jsmittycomedy @thesamike
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I’m on tour making a doc about comedy coming back after the pandemic. We put out an @Indiegogo campaign to help us with costs. Any help would be greatly appreciated, thank you! indiegogo.com/projects/comed…
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#PauseWithSamJay is created by stand-up comedian and writer @SamJayComic and the producer, writer and director @The_A_Prentice, and features a fresh take on the late-night talk show format with a fresh lens to plunge into the cultural issues that divide us. 🎙
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We made a beautiful thing and tonight y’all get to watch it. Tune in stupid
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Replying to @nytimes
thedailytoo.com
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Awwww shit @HBO bout to bring fat niggas BACK!!! A la Heavy D ... real shit sooo proud of every damn body!!
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Full sketch with @TheSamIke at thedailytoo.com. Based on report by @motokorich.
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Today @TheSamIke interviews a Hindu nationalist. Full episode: anchor.fm/the-daily-too/epis…
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Steps black people can take to make sure the cop who kills them goes to jail. #GeorgeFloyd #GeorgeFloydTrial #guilty #thedaily #michaelbarbaro
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Do you find yourself weirdly turned on by a beer gut, cargo shorts and receding hairline? Don’t worry! This Friday @brittanyrcarney and @TheSamIke help us come terms with our collective obsession with non traditional male physiques. Listen and learn in a few short days!
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Jeff Bezos really worth 200B and aint Batman or Ironman yet. That mf a bum
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Bitch, shut the fuck up.
Clayburn Griffin@Clayburn15 Mar 2021
Replying to @ALittleBraty_ @inneverland_
While I'm not suggesting Bill Burr is a racist, a white man having a non-white wife can sometimes be a sign of racism. So you shouldn't assume someone isn't racist just because they own a minority sex servant. They may very well have one because they're racist.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Bill Burr and his wife are happily married. She is not a sex slave. Please refer to any interview or podcast he, she, or they are on.
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