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27. Avid Dave Roberts Hater.

Joined September 2018
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Democracy stops being viable when the average voter is so catastrophically mentally disabled that corporations could artificially inflate gas prices to sow political chaos.
Gas has dropped an entire dollar in the last 10 days
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A player who almost retired two years ago took 58 million over 23 million.
Bauers rejecting a $23M qualifying offer only to sign a deal worth $14.5M AAV tells you all you need to know.
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Every now and then, I’m genuinely shocked at just how stupid we’ve become as a nation.
REPORTER: “Who responds to terrorist threats if the Strategic Response Group is disbanded?” MAMDANI: “As I’ve said… I’m committed to disbanding the Strategic Response Group and that I do not believe that the responsibilities of counterterrorism and enforcement and First Amendment response are one and the same.” A reporter presses NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani about who would respond to terrorist threats and mass shootings if the NYPD’s Strategic Response Group unit is disbanded. The NYPD’s Strategic Response Group is an elite unit deployed to respond to major emergencies, violent crime, civil unrest, protests and high-profile events across New York City.
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and there it is. Secure your families.
Peoria, Illinois Mayor Rita Ali says authorities have confirmed at least one active bomb at the BioUrja Renewables ethanol plant, the former ADM facility at 1 Edmund Street. Police have urged anyone living or working within a one mile radius to evacuate until further notice. The evacuation covers parts of Peoria and East Peoria, and Illinois State Police say numerous I-74 ramps into Peoria are closed. Local, state and federal authorities are on scene.
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Kept me from clocking out of work(which I had to stay after an extra two hours to make up for the Microsoft outage yesterday). Tech is literally fisting the world.
#BREAKING: Workday outage reportedly hits Walmart, Target, Chipotle and Skechers.
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They can hack the planes that’s fine but I swear if they hack GTA6 from being released that’s too far
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As a big 'monitor the situation' guy, there are currently way too many situations to monitor.
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Everyone needs to stay steady and alert to the current breaking news. Yes there is a nationwide airport shutdown. I’m told until 2300 hrs. There is a problem between Air Traffic Controllers and the FAA. There are also reports of U.S. military units being placed on alert. This should all be taken very seriously. The WH has a responsibility to keep the public informed and must. I suspect, there will be statements coming out of various government sectors, but it must be the WH that informs the public, they have a responsibility to do so. STEADY EVERYONE, STEADY.
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Some personal news: Yesterday was my last day at Microsoft. Today, I started a brand new job at the FAA and things are going pretty well!
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Live look at America the last 24 hours:
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You're tellin me in 24 hrs, the NVidia CEO steps down in a spy scandal, all of Microsoft & Outlook goes down globally, a building collapses in NYC, a Tanker sinks a River cruise ship in New Orleans and now the FAA has grounded ALL flights across the country?! WTF is going on??
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I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but the tanker malfunctioning & crashing into a cruise ship while the FAA orders a complete ground stop seems fishy to me.
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Bobby Diesel dominated the biggest innings of his life ⛽️ #WonOurWay
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Idk man, I get a bunch of people wanted M365 to be down again, but I will take a busier Friday over a Monday from Hell anytime I can 😂
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Are people just now realizing that Beetlejuice Bob here is really fucking stupid? Hamas Piker loves to LARP as a communist, but he has no clue what he’s even talking about.
Hasan Piker hits a wall when he tries to tell a man born in the Soviet Union that Americans are just as controlled as people under communism. Konstantin Kisin shuts down the comparison and lays out the difference. When he’s done, even Piker admits he’s right. HASAN PIKER: “A lot of people think, well, as long as I can eat a Big Mac, you know, as long as I can watch TV, as long as I can consume porn [...] then, you know, things are probably fine.” “It’s a different mechanism of control that makes you think that you are actually an active participant in this.” Kisin isn’t buying it. KONSTANTIN KISIN: “The difference between those countries is not that they can’t eat a Big Mac.” “The difference is that if they criticize the government, in Russia today even, but of course in the Soviet Union previously, you’re going to get killed, right? In America, that’s not what happens, right? In America, you don’t get put in jail.” HASAN PIKER: “We don’t know yet.” That’s his whole defense: what MIGHT happen in America. So Kisin makes it personal. KONSTANTIN KISIN: “You in China or in the Soviet Union would be killed if you were critical of that regime.” HASAN PIKER: “I would definitely be jailed, for sure.” And there it is. Piker makes Kisin’s argument for him. KONSTANTIN KISIN: “So that’s the difference between these countries and America. It’s not a Big Mac, it’s freedom.” Only in a free country can you build a career telling people they aren’t free. CONTEXT: Communist regimes don’t just jail their critics. Under Stalin, the Soviet secret police executed 681,692 people in two years, by the regime’s own records. That’s more than 900 a day. Under Mao, the Great Leap Forward killed at least 45 million people in four years, per historian Frank Dikötter. Under Pol Pot, nearly a quarter of Cambodia’s population was dead within four years.
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Who would’ve thought when we first got him that him signing with a new team would pull at my heartstrings but here we are. Such a huge piece in bring Milwaukee to the promised land for the first time. Providing for the family, like a good man should. An MKE legend forever.
BREAKING: First baseman Jake Bauers and the Boston Red Sox are in agreement on a four-year, $58 million contract, sources tell ESPN.
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I’ve been in IT over 35 years. There are supposed to be redundancies that make this kind of outage either impossible or brief. The fact they don’t know what’s even causing this going on 12 hours later is very bad.
New Microsoft 365 outage update, as of 9:54 PM ET. The earlier hopeful signs did not hold. Microsoft says the changes it applied to improve serviceability are "not taking as expected." Microsoft is now identifying alternate workstreams to increase capacity in the face of sustained traffic management imbalances. Exchange Online is still listed as a service degradation. Users may still be unable to reach mailboxes through Outlook on the web, Outlook desktop (MAPI), ActiveSync, or REST. This latest bulletin is under EX1550543. The broader MO1550821 notice has not been updated with the setback yet. Next official Exchange update is due by 11:00 PM ET. The 9:10 PM ET update talked about regions coming online. That change didn't take.
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Coworker dropped “I hate men” in the Teams chat and I just don’t think that should be normal
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Four players received votes for NL MVP from the Brewers. Brice Turang was third, Jacob Misiorowski fifth and Jake Bauers and Jackson Chourio tied for 23rd. That's the most Brewers on MVP ballots since 1982 when they had five.
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Consider the wording that's being used by Microsoft in its updates about this outage. It kinda tells you they're in panic mode and things are really bad.
Appreciate all the humor around the Microsoft outage. Your average joe in the corporate is obviously grateful for it. But once we are done with all the silliness, I need y'all to understand a couple of things: - regardless of what anyone says, this was not an accident or some bug. - your entire economy rests on the tech infrastructure that is in place. we are all connected, and that has its pros and cons. - now think the same outage, but for a longer period of time, and across various platforms and services, and across continents. - in those conditions, you're talking about big businesses practically coming to a halt, mass disruption in civil services like police, medical, fire brigade, etc. and that's just the tip of it. Again, if you are not prepared, whether as an individual, group, corporation or government, you will be in trouble very soon.
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