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Man city tears 😏
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1-0 to the Arsenal
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The new GitHub UI looks 😍😍😍😍
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They called me a mad man 😂😂
Just checking in on flights to Antarctica and wait, what is that registration? flightradar24.com/MZB701/427…
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Flightradar always brings out some interesting information towards malawi
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As my final act of love for Ronaldo, I will become the most disciplined,focused and obsessed version of myself. Win or lose does not matter, but I will never quit without a fight. No matter how bad it hurts, how lonely it gets, or how sad I feel, I will never give up on my dream.
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Got so drunk last night thought i met obama
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First time I’m seeing All Football Club Official Handles in a single Comment Section 💔.
Rotos de dolor, con un nudo en la garganta y sin poder creer que esto sea verdad, desde el CD Tenerife comunicamos el trágico fallecimiento, este martes, día 3 de noviembre de 2026, a las 8:00 horas, de Jesús de Miguel Alameda. No hay palabras de consuelo; no hay absolutamente nada que mitigue este sentimiento repleto de tristeza. Estamos junto a su desolada familia, junto a sus seres queridos, junto a todo el tinerfeñismo que hoy llora por este cruel desenlace. La familia de Jesús de Miguel agradece todas y cada una de las muestras de apoyo recibidas, e igualmente solicita, de corazón, máximo respeto a su privacidad, en estos terribles momentos. 🖤 DEP
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A cheetah is fastest land animal , but speed alone doesn't guarantee a successful hunt
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I hate corporate Halloween. What do you mean I’m Spotify Wrapped?
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we lost Prime and Professor X in the same year
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Healing as a man is different when you genuinely cared for her. You don’t hate her, you don’t wish bad on her you cannot just be friends you just gotta learn how to live without someone you saw something real with. And sometimes the hardest part isn’t losing her… it’s realizing you’re still carrying love, care, and memories for someone who no longer cares if you’re okay
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Replying to @shipranotes
Even a fool is considered a wise man when he keeps quiet. - Albert Einstein
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“I believe in God, just like a blind person believes in the sun. Not because he sees it, but because he feels it.”
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Como meu microondas e minha Airfryer se comportam quando eu não estou vendo
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Now do them 360 next @Apple
First look at Apple's new MacBook Pro with PROLED XDR Display
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I’m never leaving this app because wtf 😭😭
Caicedo hearing there’s an award called Ya shin
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