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Sweet Jesus

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You are coming down with me. Hand in unlovable hand.

Joined February 2012
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dead domain@DomainDead1 Dec 2024
Damn he looks pretty good for someone who 1) sat on a wall and 2) had a big fall.
essen (@essenaccount) profile pictureessen@essenaccount30 Nov 2024
the marc andreessen headshot has to be one of the greatest photos of someone taken in the past decade. this is comparable to like that one painting of henry viii.
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All those "nobody is above the law" people sure do look stupid today.
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Puxatawny Cook forecasting 6 more years of VR.
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You win this round Mexico.
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Reasons you should get a nest - you don't care what the temperature of your house is - you want to constantly change your thermostats based on updates you didn't ask for - someone runs back and forth in the thermostat's view every 30 minutes
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God, grant me the courage to ask if a service just went down to a 1000+ person slack channel, without reading the last message posted less than a minute ago.
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Happy "fucking sprinklers" for all who celebrate.
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I think that if we all pitch in $5/mo we can strike a deal to never hear anything about Prince Harry again
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what the fuck is happening at this meal
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Say what you will about Twitter, but I think we can all agree that highly paid tech workers watching this all unfold weren't really a core demographic for tesla cars. Next to zero chance this bleeds over.
Guess I need to start a Finnish death metal band.
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More like crypt-doh currency. Amirite?
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They used to call them jumpolenes before your mom got one.
Why do developers prefer using arbitrary sleeps over polling? Did a for loop hurt you as a child?
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@Todd_Spence9 Jan 2022
Astronaut Mark Kelly once smuggled a full gorilla suit on board the International Space Station. He didn't tell anyone about it. One day, without anyone knowing, he put it on. (source: Reddit)
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@TheOnion4 Jan 2022
‘Twas Hubris Led Me Here,’ Thinks Naked Woman Sitting On Public Toilet With Romper Around Her Ankles bit.ly/3FSXkwO
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Where were you the first time the job failed because of flaky cypress tests instead of flaky selenium tests?
If you don't make it all the way through the "Securing your new API" section of your learn to code trial, you might wanna just cough up the cash for a full on subscription.
Have you even considered renaming "vaccine" to "kubernetes"?
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