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thedailymash "But this is a MacBook, says air passenger thedailymash.co.uk/news/inte… https://teapawt.net/t.co/QFfULI3Dgy"

But this is a MacBook, says air passenger

A PASSENGER on a Jeddah-London flight has explained that while laptops may be banned he has a MacBook, which is different.

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thedailymash "Google introduces ‘You should probably just break up’ alert thedailymash.co.uk/news/soci… https://teapawt.net/t.co/jivxKlYebA"
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thedailymash "Rising inflation explained as ‘the 70s’ thedailymash.co.uk/news/busi… https://teapawt.net/t.co/6j6x6FgrMs"

Rising inflation explained as 'the 70s'

ECONOMISTS have explained what rising inflation means by asking if you remember the fourth-hand Chopper bike you got for your birthday in 1978.

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thedailymash "Irishman praying colleagues stop talking about Ireland thedailymash.co.uk/news/soci… https://teapawt.net/t.co/NayLf62OQK"

Irishman praying colleagues stop talking about Ireland

AN IRISHMAN working in the UK is praying colleagues will end an embarrassingly ill-informed chat about Ireland, it has emerged.

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thedailymash "Spring vastly overrated thedailymash.co.uk/news/envi… https://teapawt.net/t.co/F9juOKfHbP"

Spring vastly overrated

SPRING is more or less the same as winter, it has been confirmed.

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thedailymash "Man who claims to be European getting on everyone’s tits thedailymash.co.uk/news/soci… https://teapawt.net/t.co/sxrH0FpdDv"

Man who claims to be European getting on everyone's tits

A MAN who keeps saying he sees himself as European is rapidly becoming very annoying, everyone has decided.

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thedailymash "Mum horrified by internet hoax from 2008 buff.ly/2nG80L3 https://teapawt.net/t.co/ktPYkvnjJm"
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thedailymash "Indifference to babies outlawed buff.ly/2nZAOdB https://teapawt.net/t.co/Y8XeHU7JXH"
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thedailymash "Your dad could still have you in a fight buff.ly/2n9ji8W https://teapawt.net/t.co/35nj099SrF"
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thedailymash "Woman makes three new friends every time she visits a toilet thedailymash.co.uk/news/soci… https://teapawt.net/t.co/N0Qcmo7uaT"
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thedailymash "Jubilant Brexiters shitting themselves thedailymash.co.uk/politics/… https://teapawt.net/t.co/fyim4FLU0x"
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thedailymash "Sesame Street introduces first paranoid right-wing character thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts… https://teapawt.net/t.co/YbZG5lwSwH"
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thedailymash "Apple denies all knowledge of Apple Watch thedailymash.co.uk/news/busi… https://teapawt.net/t.co/ILyeY35T6d"
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thedailymash "Brexiter still a loser in the more general sense thedailymash.co.uk/news/soci… https://teapawt.net/t.co/mgoOjUgdBP"
Brexiter still a loser in the more general sense

Brexiter still a loser in the more general sense

A VICTORIOUS Brexiter is still something of a loser in the overall sense, it has emerged.

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thedailymash "Bristol is best city because you can smoke weed in the street buff.ly/2mLuuGj https://teapawt.net/t.co/bumempdo0f"
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thedailymash "Fitness ‘a nightmare that never ends’ buff.ly/2nf3LEV https://teapawt.net/t.co/HzVUiZAMGu"
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thedailymash "Elderly parents reveal plan to buy shit computer buff.ly/2nVCNiU https://teapawt.net/t.co/H8Ssf8lWB5"
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thedailymash "No Garys left in Britain by 2050 buff.ly/2nVEnBl https://teapawt.net/t.co/4hayRuXPmH"
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thedailymash "Dad forced to admit decking looks shit thedailymash.co.uk/news/soci… https://teapawt.net/t.co/amnCePA74E"
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thedailymash "Londoner helplessly lost in unfamiliar part of London thedailymash.co.uk/news/soci… https://teapawt.net/t.co/KK0cKrnfBC"
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