The Pooch

I'd crash into these donuts any time, oh baby!

I smell donut!

My baby! Loot at him! Look at the Pooch pup! RT @ALosersWife: I love them. So much.

Not from my wife you won't!! RT @ClayInControl: I'm your Colonel. I WILL get my bacon.

Still no bacon for you! RT @ClayInControl: I already did my run this morning.

The Colonel is not getting any though. He didn't run two laps.

*sits down next to Jensen* Jolene's making bacon for all of us.

*rolls his eyes before starting to run around the block, overtaking Jensen*

Did someone say bacon?

That's very offensive Colonel...

The Colonel doesn't know how to do yo mama jokes, that's what!

my mama jokes are better

*opens his eyes again, glancing out of the window to the car.* Looks like the hacker gets to live another day... *hums POTC theme song*

Or else your head will be gone!

Jensen! I'm going to close my eyes now and when I open them again in two minutes the goggly eyes better be gone!

He put fucking goggly eyes on the car, Clay. Goggly eyes! On. the. car. They're gigantic!

*bursts back into the house* JENSEN!!! YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT! I'LL CUT YOUR HEAD OFF!!

*Pooch sense is tingling* Better check on Mojito in the car...

Losers, you're all gonna come and meet my boy. No excuses.

Ya bet! How is our baby boy? @ALosersWife