Drunk on truth to stupid baby power.

Joined December 2013
I have no memory of writing this tusk2.com/2017/03/13/piece-i…
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Look I know that this isn’t comic gold on par with a snarky observation about an actors tattoo but @NathanielWagg and I made a comic and we’d appreciate you checking it out tusk2.com/2018/04/03/origin-…
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Podcasts We Love: Applying it Liberally tusk2.com/2018/04/11/podcast…
Thanks @TheTuskBlog! You are my favorite blog AND Fleetwood Mac song. <3 xitter.cf/TheTuskBlog/status/973…
"I never showed a woman my dick / Without asking first, la la la" tusk2.com/2018/03/14/intervi… @TheConnieHowe @humancomedian
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The amazing adventures of the Foxy Boxing Enthusiast by me and @NathanielWagg is LIVE xitter.cf/thetuskblog/status/962…
I did not see that coming. xitter.cf/TheTuskBlog/status/962…
Origin story, by @Tombatt Illustrated by @NathanielWagg
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@NathanielWagg and I are making a comic for @TheTuskBlog check it out
The Tusk retweeted
Oh sweet
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Thank you, @aliciacamden💥 ! @GOLDcmdy and I agree with you about the awesomeness of @elsajustelsa ! xitter.cf/TheTuskBlog/status/953…
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What a fun surprise! @aliciacamden is such a great person and I'm glad she stumbled upon @GOLDcmdy. xitter.cf/TheTuskBlog/status/953…
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Taylor Swift and Karli Kloss Have a House in the Country - a bit of queer fever dream fan fiction up @TheTuskBlog today. tusk2.com/2018/01/17/taylor-…
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hey look at this cool cartoon @NathanielWagg made of me hangin out with henry pollard !! xitter.cf/TheTuskBlog/status/952…
Recently @_lanabelle won our "fictional character you had a crush on" essay contest with her piece about Henry from Party Down (@mradamscott). She won this depiction, by @NathanielWagg, of herself hanging out with him
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i wrote this essay for @TheTuskBlog about my crush on (the fictional) Henry Pollard from Party Down but it's mostly about (hot take) how you should date someone who makes you laugh tusk2.com/2018/01/03/winner-…
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The most popular pieces I wrote for @TheTuskBlog in 2017: A, *ahem* thread...
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This poem is dedicated to @sarahmei -- Poem Found in the Editorial Comments on Milo Yiannopoulos's Manuscript @TheTuskBlog tusk2.com/2017/12/28/poem-fo…
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Hey! Drunk at your parents’ house and tired of Tinder? Channel your latent emotionally charged sexual frustration into a short essay and win a @TheTuskBlog contest! Deadline Jan. 1st! tusk2.com/2017/11/27/announc…
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Happy Almost IUD Anniversary to me and thousands of other women terrified by Trump. Here’s a thing I wrote about it. xitter.cf/thetuskblog/status/938…
Congratulations to you for being brave and doing it. tusk2.com/2017/12/05/happy-a…
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"All day we sweat it out working for the American dream All night we huddle in fortified bunkers, listening to doomed men scream As rabbits the size of Ford Econoline vans Devour them whole, then spit out their hands Why don’t they eat the hands?" tusk2.com/2017/12/01/bruce-s…
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The Tusk retweeted
Well here’s the last idea. The last thing I’ll ever write. It’s about Springsteen and gigantic rabbits. I’m done forever. Goodbye. tusk2.com/2017/12/01/bruce-s…
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A Pushcart nom from @TheTuskBlog for talking smack about a dead guy, and now @monkeybicycle told me this dark piece got a nom for Best Small Fictions, so Internet Writer Achievement unlocked. Where’s my complimentary boat? monkeybicycle.net/hopeless-s…
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