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Just two guys having a couple of pints and a chat in a pub featuring @Mellor76 & @RalfLittle 🍻

Joined March 2020
Sleep with an eye mask? You might wake up to someone pulling your feet down the bed. Some nightmares are so vivid, they feel real. Maybe don't tell your friends about them... #ScaryStories #Nightmares #Sleep
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After a stroke, her brain rewired, leading to full conversations in numbers. Imagine asking 'How are you?' and getting '94,000, 6, 4, 2.' A truly unique and personal experience. #Humanity #StrokeRecovery #Coping
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Mistakenly booked a show thinking it was mild-mannered dancing. Turns out 'Dream Boys' involves full nudity and some serious 'weaponry'! Inviting my wife was a terrible mistake. She's now seen what she could have had. #AwkwardMoments #Comedy
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Even at 45, the fear of the dark lingers. Putting out the bins at night still feels like a race against an unseen pursuer. Who else still runs back to the house? #Relatable #Adulting #Fear
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Friends sharing intimate services – one waxes her friend's bits professionally. The other vows never to return the favor, citing proximity to ankles as a barrier. Some lines just can't be crossed, even between besties. #Friendship #Boundaries #Waxing
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Ralf has only just discovered the Ibiza Final Boss… and he genuinely can’t believe what he’s hearing 😂
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Is this just one of those things every Brit does on holiday? 😂
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“I like a steak bake, but wouldn’t want my wife to smell like it” 😂 You might not have heard of ‘vabbing’… but sorry now you do 🤣
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We don't think you'd ever be able to recover from this embarrasing moment 😬😅 #TwoPintsPod #EmbarrasingMoment #Podcast
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Ralf's a big fan of the social media algorithms 😆
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Are dog walkers weird for doing this?! 🤣 #TwoPintsPod #Podcast #DogWalkers
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When is the earliest acceptable time to have a beer in the morning on holiday? Let us know in the comments! 🍻 #TwoPintsPod #Podcast #WillMellor
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