AI is coming for your job. We’re coming for the cap table. $UNDERCLASS | Escape the Permanent Underclass.
Joined August 2026
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Funny how every account FUDing @LaunchOnSF on the timeline seems to have the same business model:
Keep you trading in the same useless casino, keep you as exit liquidity, and keep the underclass permanent.
Whether paid opposition or scammers protecting their EL, the incentive is the same.
Your escape is bad for business.
Everyone on CT is chasing the same thing.
Every degen, every mf staring at charts at 4am.
All trying to escape the permanent underclass.
That’s the trade.
That’s the meme.
That’s the entire reason we’re here.
The term is going viral because millions of people are waking up to the same reality.
And somehow, the most relevant meme of our generation has a coin that literally turns the idea into a trade.
solana:8SKrQVfmiNsP6K8Wg9amMAM5uQUayoveiawFfpZbgFgn isn’t just another ticker.
It’s the fucking escape ticket.
The lore writes itself.
The earlier you join the solana:8SKrQVfmiNsP6K8Wg9amMAM5uQUayoveiawFfpZbgFgn , the sooner you get to escape it
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Another day with a Claude update for the sake of the permanent underclass and another day with a chance to escape it.
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BREAKING: Anthropic’s next Claude Opus model projected to be released by Thursday.
72% chance.
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The thesis keeps writing itself.
Soon the question won’t be why you bought $UNDERCLASS.
It’ll be why you didn’t
Escape the Permanent Underclass isn’t just another doom meme.
$UNDERCLASS
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What actually matters:
• ~$66k mcap, ~$34k liq
Anthropic pre-stock, not SOL
• 24h: +270% on ~$37k vol
• hold ≥ ~$20 and the launchpad drips $ANTHROPIC from trading fees
The joke writes itself: the coin about getting locked out of the AI economy pays you in a claim on the company that named the lock.
Thin book. Easy to get wrecked. But also easy to enjoy.
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NFA. Size like a meme.
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Escaping the Permanent Underclass powered by @LaunchOnSF
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People looking for ways to escape.
The obvious one is to hedge accordingly
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There are only 79 ways to escape the permanent underclass in 2026.
NO EXCEPTIONS!
A) small scale industrialized shrimp farming.
B) exotic fish hunting, smuggling, and selling.
C) Scamming.
D) Pretend to be homeless.
E) Become a Niche Internet micro celebrity.
F) Become a KOL and trade memecoins.
G) Dump on your fans and use them as exit liquidity.
H) Live off Polymarket/Kalshi account creation referrals.
I) Large scale industrialized shrimp farming.
J) Run an at-home Sperm Bank for couples that can’t conceive.
K) Run an at-home abortion clinic in strict abortion law states.
L) Gamble.
M) OnlyFans management.
N) Create a website/SEO agency.
O) Sell a course to desperate people who want to get rich.
P) Breed and sell exotic fish.
Q) Ask AI to build you a billion dollar start-up, make no mistakes.
R) Put parlays on all transgender women in any sport they play.
S) Prostitute yourself to high ticket clients (doctors, lawyers, etc).
T) Launch a token and rugpull your followers for 4.3 sol (repeat).
U) Put a 50x leverage long perpetual on BTC.
V) Marry the daughter of a billionaire .
W) Start saying No to your friends.
X) Get reincarnated as the son of a billionaire.
Y) Use your grandparents SSN for their Medicare and Social Security checks.
Z) Sell drugs.
27) Passively invest in ETFs in the stock market (SOXX, VOO, and QTUM primarily).
28) Rob a Bank.
29) Rob a jewelry store.
30) Rob a swinger couple house when they both are asleep.
31) Live with your Grandparents.
32) Sell a testicle and a kidney (can only do this once).
33) Find some dude to sell their testicle and kidney, and become the middle man (can do this infinitely).
34) Lowball at garage sells and on Facebook marketplace.
35) Invent and patent something useful.
36) Hope and pray that your partner is secretly rich and testing your loyalty (stay loyal).
37) Stop paying your taxes.
38) Learn how to persistence hunt and master agriculture.
39) Stop masturbating.
40) Become a volcel (voluntarily celibate).
41) Masturbate daily.
42) Hope your bro makes it out of the SoundCloud underground .
43) House sit for rich people and steal their cutlery over time (silver spoons/forks when melted, go for a lot).
44) Develop and discover a perpetual motion machine.
45) Fake your death.
46) Only shop for clothes on Temu or SHEIN.
47) Move to a country with a lower cost of living (high risk).
48) Obtain a 1000+ day streak on Duolingo.
49) Buy real estate.
50) Gamble.
51) Be nicer to yourself ;)
52) Take a hero’s dose of DMT and trip so hard you live another life where you are rich
53) Refund everything you buy after 2 weeks
54) Convert McDonald’s rewards points to USD
55) Get new friends
56) Stop washing your hands (saves water)
57) Stop taking showers (saves even more water)
58) Take an hour long shower (lots of productive thinking takes place here)
59) DoorDash part time
60) Go to Uni and get a degree in a field that you hate but pays well
61) Learn to photosynthesize instead of consuming food for energy (efficiency is key)
62) Reuse napkins
63) Steal napkins from every restaurant you go to (they are free)
64) Become a viral meme online
65) Marry a jewish woman (your son will be set, you can live off him once he’s 18)
66) Buy high and sell low (reverse psychology is real and works)
67) 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
68) Sell ice to an Eskimo
69) 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
70) Slip on some water in a store and sue them
71) Do homework for lazy students in uni (sell their login info)
72) Invest in highly volatile Russian Nuclear Energy ETFs
73) Wait until your sibling becomes successful (takes care of you out of pity)
74) Do odd jobs for some cash on Craigslist
75) Overthrow a small island nations government
76) Know a guy
77) Grind Fortnite Cash cup & FNCS placement earnings (requires PC)
78) Rotate Klarna, Affirm, and Afterpay on purchases and never pay them off
79) Only drink your calories (saves time)
Dishonorable mention: Get a j*b
You’re also one coin away from the permanent underclass
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The underclass of 2026 won’t be defined by what they lost.
It’ll be defined by who saw what was coming and failed to position accordingly.
Own the hedge. Join the escape
