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Joined April 2017
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Who's $USELESS now?
If anyone doubts the power of Chinese pussy, show them this
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show me a better-looking memecoin chart than solana:Dz9mQ9NzkBcCsuGPFJ3r1bS4wgqKMHBPiVuniW8Mbonk rn we are on the verge of entering a bull market
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$USELESS I think this the meme coin of the cycle to buy and forget about 3-4bn mcap Can it surpass $doge I think a lot of retail will love useless because it’s how they all feel on a daily basis and it sums up much of the world at its current stage
$USELESS is by far the best looking coin on the market right now Net $1M bought up by whales over the past 7 days Similar accumulation happened in the previous 7 day price range Notice the latest decline was shallow Small wallets are completely neutral in sentiment now This is ready to go on a generational run All that’s left is for liquidity to flow back into the market USELESS is the #1 most-primed candidate to capture it To see whale accumulation live, use the Sun Flow web app in the replies 👇
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Target is 109k $BTC $SOL 175 $ETH ATH double top $USELESS 2.8$ It’s coming and it’s coming within Q1 2027 the least. Watch and learn! P:S don’t forget the pessimistic doomers on TL, keep receipts
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$PEPE has been relentlessly strong of recent reminds me of how we started the year with $PEPE & $USELESS aggressively outperforming everything else would be interesting if we end the year on the same note eyes on PEPE & USELESS right now!
it's fascinating how $USELESS & $PEPE started the year outperforming almost everything else and now the exact same pattern is repeating as we approach year-end except this time, $USELESS is up 163% from its yearly open while $PEPE is up just 14% USELESS has outperformed PEPE by more than 10x this year (and both memecoins have outperformed pretty much every other memecoin on a decent enough timeframe) in a market this volatile and unpredictable, identifying the assets that consistently bounce the hardest after corrections is EVERYTHING anyone can look like a genius during a broad market pump but when the market gets choppy, capital starts separating the assets the market truly wants from everything else the assets that get bid the hardest during every recovery are often the same ones that aggressively outperform when the market finally returns to a sustained uptrend and all year long, not a single memecoin — old or new — has consistently demonstrated stronger relative performance than $USELESS the market keeps showing you what it favors at some point, you have to pay attention $USELESS is THE memecoin of this cycle and i think the gap between those who recognize it now and those who realize it in hindsight is going to be enormous
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Nasdaq Inflation December rate hike Everything Absolutely $USELESS Can you think of a single thing that isn’t in this economy? Billions and billions
BREAKING: Nasdaq 100 futures fall -1.5% after US CPI inflation comes in higher than expected. Odds of a December rate hike are surging.
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The more you understand $USELESS, the harder it becomes to ignore. At first, it sounds ridiculous. A coin literally called USELESS becoming one of the biggest winners of this cycle? But think about it. The name. The absurdity. The simplicity. Anyone on this planet can understand the joke in two seconds. And that’s exactly what makes it so powerful. Now look at the numbers. 16.04 MILLION $USELESS in bids. Just 5.21 MILLION in asks. That’s over 3 TIMES more visible buying interest than selling interest in the order book. Meanwhile, net new longs are at -59.1M and net new shorts at +32M. Traders are leaning bearish, yet the order book is showing significantly more bids than asks. That doesn’t guarantee a rally. But it’s a setup worth paying attention to. And suddenly, having absolutely zero exposure to $USELESS starts looking like a decision worth questioning. Maybe it goes nowhere. Or maybe this ridiculous little joke becomes something far bigger than anyone imagined. Here’s the question every investor should be asking: If $USELESS becomes one of the defining memes of this cycle, do you really want to be the person who understood the opportunity but never acted? You don’t need to go all in. You need to do your homework, understand the risk, and decide whether $USELESS deserves a place in your portfolio. Stop laughing at the name. Start studying the opportunity. Because by the time everyone takes $USELESS seriously, the opportunity may look very different.
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Useless chains, tokens, and projects are finally shutting down. Crypto has been full of useless things trading at absurd valuations for far too long. The market is finally cleaning itself up. I expect a massive comeback in 2027 once this reset is over. Remember, $USELESS is the only coin in crypto that actually admits it's useless.
Replying to @animecoin
Animechain will stop operating on January 8, 2027. If you hold $ANIME on the network, withdraw it to Arbitrum One before 23:59 UTC on January 7, 2027. NFT holders: the FAQ explains what happens next. FAQ: anime.xyz/animechain-faq $ANIME held on Arbitrum One is unaffected.
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study $USELESS being the green in the midst of a sea of red it's also worth noting that Hyperliquid OI continues to increase rapidly through the recent pullbacks 👀️️️️️️ this and rapidly increasing whale and market maker (MM) accumulation i like what i'm seeing!
aggressive whale inflows and market maker (MM) activity into $USELESS have resumed and this is happening alongside: - consistently ranking among the top 3 most traded memecoins on the biggest CEXs in the US & Europe, alongside $DOGE and $PEPE - consistently being one of only 3 memecoins in the top 50 by trading volume across the biggest CEXs in the US & EU, alongside DOGE and PEPE - consistently being the fastest horse at the slightest sign of life in the market, outperforming virtually every other memecoin, every single time if it isn't already clear by now: $USELESS will be THE main memecoin runner of this cycle i also have a very high degree of confidence that it will be the first memecoin to hit a $1 BILLION market cap this cycle don't say you weren't warned
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Bitcoin is $USELESS!
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solana:Dz9mQ9NzkBcCsuGPFJ3r1bS4wgqKMHBPiVuniW8Mbonk diaries day 9 Everything is solana:Dz9mQ9NzkBcCsuGPFJ3r1bS4wgqKMHBPiVuniW8Mbonk elections republicans democrafts wars oil inflation dollar gold bitcoin equities AI semiconductors fed............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
study how $USELESS is holding up the strongest among memecoins during today's bloodbath then bouncing the hardest at the slightest sign of relief in the market the relative strength is clear and unmatched THE MEMECOIN OF THE CYCLE!!
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study how $USELESS is holding up the strongest among memecoins during today's bloodbath then bouncing the hardest at the slightest sign of relief in the market the relative strength is clear and unmatched THE MEMECOIN OF THE CYCLE!!
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Everything is solana:Dz9mQ9NzkBcCsuGPFJ3r1bS4wgqKMHBPiVuniW8Mbonk
Everything reminds me of 2022. Whenever I think the markets topping, I start noting some signals down. The same signals are firing. There's two main things: Insane funding rounds, and complacency about rates. Many people are going to get eviscerated buying the first few dips because they've made so much money and been conditioned just autobid any -2% QQQ move. Just remember, treasury bills are like your health bar, without cash you have no options.
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Studying is solana:Dz9mQ9NzkBcCsuGPFJ3r1bS4wgqKMHBPiVuniW8Mbonk
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SI (AI again?) verdict is that @chamath is solana:Dz9mQ9NzkBcCsuGPFJ3r1bS4wgqKMHBPiVuniW8Mbonk
Replying to @thogge
My pronouns are I’m/short
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Now that the useless election is over we can get back to our regular $USELESS programming
Built something for the $USELESS community I wanted a terminal dedicated entirely to $USELESS, no distractions, no unnecessary noise Just $USELESS uselesstrack.com Built for the community, more coming
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solana:Dz9mQ9NzkBcCsuGPFJ3r1bS4wgqKMHBPiVuniW8Mbonk season
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Elections are solana:Dz9mQ9NzkBcCsuGPFJ3r1bS4wgqKMHBPiVuniW8Mbonk
BREAKING: Nasdaq 100 futures fall over -1% as polls across the US begin closing. Market expectations for a Democrat "sweep" are up to a new high.
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$USELESS is going to be the first memecoin to hit $1 BILLION this cycle i'm doubling down on this take here!
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In a weird way, everybody is rooting for you. When you go to a job interview, the interviewer wants you to be amazing so they don’t have to look anymore. when you go on a date, the person wants to have an amazing date with you. If you make a piece of content, people want to see amazing pieces of content and they have no problem if it’s yours. the instant you get into the mindset that people want you to do well, your entire world gets better. And you’ll be shocked to know this pattern keeps repeating in different areas of life.
Hit me with the harshest reality truth.
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