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Variously a broadcaster, writer, musician, business consultant, podcaster, editor, singer, producer, cook & beekeeper. Honest.

Essex
Joined February 2009
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I bought a t-shirt from a site (loveithateit.com) where you put in an AI prompt without knowing what it’ll look like. I asked for β€œa guitar made of cheese dancing while it rains cats and dogs”. #hateit @loveithateittee NO DOGS!
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Had a teeth competition with @ColinMurray. He won. He also smashed the #BKUAwards2025! Thank you 😎
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They’ve had these out since before the bread rolls. Don’t they know some of us have a problem. SO HARD to not eat ALL of these before the starter arrived! Thanks #bkuawards2025 🀣
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This is what all of Eurovision sounds like to me.
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I'm an absolute disgrace. Today, a fairly typical day, I went to Wetherspoons to work on my laptop. I paid Β£1.29 for a refillable cup and had six coffees. Lunch? Scraps I found on four plates, including onion rings, chips and pizza. I'm not even hard up. The thrill! I can't stop.
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Can’t stop watching this.. 😊
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I want this cup.
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Kevin Bishop's impression of Steve Coogan: very good 😭
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Perspective.
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The most British thing you'll see all week. 🀣🀣🀣
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Flamingo Drama
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β€œHello? Is that the β€˜Livin’ la Vida Loca’ hotline?”
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Potentially the sadest meal ever prepared πŸ™ƒ
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Saw this earlier and just thought it was a brilliant video, a great example of proper coaching. β€œYou’ve gotta miss with it now to score with it when you’re older.”
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Back to the Future starring Robert Downey Jr and Tom Holland
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