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Zach 🐌

@TheZach

Comedy Scientist. Engineer. Clown. He/him. Pan/Ace. #TransRights #BlackLivesMatter

Joined May 2012
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My daughter doesn't know it yet, but it's her birthday ✨🌼
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They've achieved a new level of carousel that is worse than any other carousel graphic I've ever seen
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Carousels are stupid and ugly and I hate them
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My psychiatrist dropped me because I couldn't stay organized enough to remember appointments or stay in touch with my counselor. What a silly obstacle course designed specifically for my mental illness!
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A hug is not enough. I need to be restrained and squeezed breathless.
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Waking up sad every fucking day.
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I'm seven minutes into the new Superman movie and Supes is not good at having a dog
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I'm not doing okay.
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This is just how disposition schedules work
Autism Capital 🧩 (@AutismCapital) profile pictureAutism Capital 🧩
@AutismCapital11 Mar 2025
🚨BREAKING: USAID is telling people to prepare for an ALL DAY SHREDDING EVENT to burn and shred all USAID documents. This isn't even parody. They're deleting history in real time. SPEECHLESS.
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locktober
non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) profile picturenon aesthetic things
@PicturesFoIder7 Nov 2024
This gentleman, Ibrahim Yucel, a Turkish man who was 42 years old at the time of the events, decided in 2013 to have his head locked in a cage with the intention of quitting smoking; his wife was the only one who had the keys and she only opened it during meals.
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Anything but taking accountability for leaving a weapon so accessible.
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@PopBase23 Oct 2024
The mother of a 14-year-old boy has filed a lawsuit against Character AI, claiming her son took his own life after becoming emotionally attached to a Daenerys Targaryen chatbot. She believes the company behaved recklessly by offering teenagers access to “lifelike A.I. companions without proper safeguards.”
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Android devs make a menu with clear context challenge (impossible)
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My biggest daughter so far.
Zach 🐌 (@TheZach) profile pictureZach 🐌@TheZach14 Mar 2022
My daughter doesn't know it yet, but it's her birthday ✨🌼
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@theo4 Mar 2024
If HTML was invented today, styling would be baked in. The idea of an external language just for styling would seem stupid.
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This is way hornier than I was expecting.
Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) profile pictureNature is Amazing ☘️
@AMAZlNGNATURE1 Mar 2024
Slug going in a Venus fly trap 🪴
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hambsome
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oh.
pat 2: cruise control (@ranmasaotome96) profile picturepat 2: cruise control@ranmasaotome9618 Feb 2024
Replying to @DaltonRHerriott
Autistic men who were raised on Nintendo Power and The Super Mario Bros. Super Show are built different.
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It's so annoying how wide the ratio is between (having the knowledge to actually have fun with ML/AI) and (being able to suffer more than 10 seconds of conversation with an AI sycophant)
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Replying to @SuperBeardBros
@SuperBeardBros has been phenomenal lately ✨
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Somebody call Pete Davidson
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Is it cool yet to say the Barbie movie sucked? I've been so scared.
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