The Buttsy

The Ping Answer is the Submariner of putters.

Those with a standbag know ball.

Ain’t doing the Netflix documentary

Nobody is more miserable than a pro shop guy.

I would rather completely miss a putt than see it do a 360 lip out and come back at me.

I put cologne on before I go play golf. Twice downstairs and 3 across the top.

Y’all still break/throw clubs?

Don’t take golf lessons from dudes that can’t break 80.

Ok tiger this and that. He looked fine.. does he still show at the masters and can we bet on that?

Tried to watch YouTube golf last night…. Instantly turned on old masters highlights.. ahh, that’s better.

Eye of the Tiger came on right when I set my club sandwich down because I was full. I finished it. Powerful song.

Can’t be mad at Brooks for winning the bet….

If you want to hit further tee shots listen to “knuck if you buck”.

Pissed that I’ve already liked every Phil Mickelson video ever

God I wish I could just hit range balls off some nice grass (not a stall with beat down astroturf) at night under the lights without loud music and a bunch of broccoli headed chads dressed like a skateboard commercial shanking nugs at me. Oh, and make it 9 bucks too:)

Shoutout PGA Superstore for successfully recreating the experience of dropping a deuce in the pro shop bathroom before your round.

The driving range is the best place to go besides the gym to enter into an unspoken contest with every other dude there.

Do ya’ll look fatter in a polo too?

We are living through golf’s grunge era.

Caddyshack or Tin Cup?