Robert Godden (@The_Devotea) profile picture

This is the twitter account of one half of the creators of The Devotea tea range. The silly half. Pay no attention. It only encourages me. #tea #moretea

Adelaide, South Australia
Joined January 2010
When that prat Sting was singing the sentiment 'I hope the Russians love their children, too' he failed to realise that the issue is, in fact, how little regard The Kremlin has for other people's children.
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Imagine how WWII would have worked out if Churchill's reaction to the invasion of Poland was to seize Chelsea Football Club and a yacht or two.
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4th week in a row where protesters are trying to enter my shop unmasked. Sitting in the front denying entry to unmasked individuals. So tired of this. – at Halifax, Nova Scotia
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One of the many, many stupid demands of the morons protesting in Melbourne right now is free Ivermectin. I say give it to them! "Line up here, folks, and open wide". We could get Dr Chris Brown to do it. Let's not take any chances, give them a triple dose now.
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If you're watching COVID spread in NSW, thinking that the Govt's attitude seems familiar, it's eerily similar to people you've heard on TV: 'Sure, Dr Phil, it might have been 3years & I've spent $320,000, but I just know that THIS is the week the Nigerian Prince sends me my $7m'
If I have any advice for young people just embarking on their career, it's go into something that people will always want. Food, sex or tin foil hats.
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Yesterday I stood in a bookstore and read every page except one of @JamesBlunt 's book. I skipped one page in order to pretend I might buy it one day. You might think I'm cheap, but the man himself assures me I'm beautiful.
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Today's comic was inspired by a conversation with @michaeljcoffey , about 2012 or 2013. If you’ve ever spoken to me, please be aware that this is a risk you take.
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I don't often put my tea comics on Twitter, but I will tomorrow, so I can thank @michaeljcoffey for inspiring it with a conversation in 2013. About multiple genuine Dragon wells.
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
#Gamestop : It's like watching a wildlife documentary where thousands of baby otters have started ripping hyenas apart.
10 years ago, I met an amazing community here on Facebook. So many people, I'll just list a random few. My reason - to share the awful news that @LadyMissKhan has been lost to COVID. Please stay safe @lahikmajoe @AGiftOfTea @thetearooms @VicDarkwood @lazy_literatus @vsopfables
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The Grim Reaper Calls... during #teatime
At least we can all agree on #tea
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