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Football fanzine, established 2012. An analytical and satirical digest. Contact at [email protected]

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Had a great time talking to my old Forward the Hamlet co-host @HugoGreenhalgh about MIKE BASSETT: ENGLAND MANAGER (2001). Made in England is available on all the podcast apps.
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New: Words & Images: @HugoGreenhalgh Campanian sunsets are like no other. A burning red to orange that fades into a soft blue. There are few better places to see one than at Stadio Arechi, home of Unione Sportiva Salernitana 1919. πŸ“Έ terraceedition.com/home-haut…
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New: Words & Images: @HugoGreenhalgh One disposable camera, another memorable Arsenal season. Film images are imperfect, just like the Gunners but offer a way to look back at all the good being built. #afc πŸ“Έ 🎞️ terraceedition.com/home-haut…
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SUNDAY: Next up at Champion Hill @dulwichhamfc_w take on @FulhamFCFound on Sunday at 2pm Tickets - PAY WHAT YOU WANT! Come along and support the team #DHFCW πŸ’–πŸ’™ Full details: pitchero.com/clubs/dulwichha…
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Danny Mills inspires next generation of footballers! Millsy spoke to Year 11 students at Oasis Academy Shirley Park in Croydon about his career so far and the realities of life as a footballer... Find out more below...#DHFC πŸ’–πŸ’™

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FA CUP FIRST ROUND: Dulwich Hamlet will be televised! Our FA Cup game against @officialcufc will be broadcast live on BBC Two on Friday 8th November, kick off 7.55pm. Full details: pitchero.com/clubs/dulwichha… #DHFC πŸ’–πŸ’™
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'The man who released Harry Kane on what Arsenal changed to never repeat the same mistake again' ✍ @HugoGreenhalgh / @Football_LDN football.london/arsenal-fc/w…
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β€œHe seems to tackle every game with unfazed determination, as if he does not care whether he is playing against Ligue 2 relegation fodder or Pep Guardiola’s City” Read @HugoGreenhalgh on Arsenal starlet Matteo Guendouzi thefalsenine.co.uk/2019/09/0…
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In a twist of fate, @JulesP07 won 2 #DHFC season tickets courtesy of @Vanarama. He & pals are already ST holders so he is giving the tickets away for free! You get free entry to all #DHFC home league games & discounted cup game entry. RT to enter! Winner chosen on Thursday 🌴🌴
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**NEW PODCAST** @vicar_of_sibley & @HugoGreenhalgh have fired up ol' faithful to bring you the 1st podcast of #DHFC's 1st season in the @TheNationalLge. Listen wherever you get your podcasts, or head here: mixcloud.com/ForwardTheHamle… GOOD TO BE BACK! πŸ’–πŸ’™πŸ’–πŸ’™
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This is a really powerful piece of writing on football and grief. Read it teapawt.net/the_false_nine/status/… – at Paddington, London
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9 months. 2 home grounds. 58 games. 5 competitions. 114 goals scored by 19 different goalscorers (including a goalkeeper). What a season. Sit back, grab a cuppa and drink in every single #DHFC goal from this season (so far πŸ€ͺ) πŸ’–πŸ’™
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UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY ⚠️⚠️⚠️ RT+ Follow both @1mstadium & @MatabelFootball to win this Matabeleland's beautiful @CONIFA World Football Cup shirt ! A limited-edition jersey for a great team.
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A great summary of a crazy few days for this amazing football club written by two very passionate Hamlet fans #DHFC #SaveDHFC teapawt.net/the_false_nine/status/…
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Brilliant effort Ben. I don’t think I could start to summarise this week! #dhfc teapawt.net/the_false_nine/status/…
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Is this week even real!? 11 things that have *actually* happened. Expect this piece to be added to before the day is out. #SaveDHFC #DHFC πŸ’–πŸ’™ teapawt.net/The_False_Nine/status/…
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Letter from @peterjohn6 and @SadiqKhan to Meadow
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We need your help to get the Matabeleland Football Team to London! ⚽️ Please watch the video πŸ“½οΈ Please look at our new #crowdfunding page launched today: bit.ly/2EdqpXZ Please #RETWEEET this to help us spread the word! @MatabelFootball @CONIFAOfficial
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"Rather than simply acknowledging a young footballer might want to do something interesting in the capital on a rare evening out, some publications cut a more vicious tone." (@HugoGreenhalgh/@The_False_Nine) ow.ly/ENDn30i6ksZ
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Hector Bellerin and football’s tolerance problem: thefalsenine.co.uk/2018/01/2… via @The_False_Nine ang @hugogreenhalgh
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