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The False Nine retweeted
Had a great time talking to my old Forward the Hamlet co-host @HugoGreenhalgh about MIKE BASSETT: ENGLAND MANAGER (2001). Made in England is available on all the podcast apps.
The False Nine retweeted
New: Words & Images: @HugoGreenhalgh
Campanian sunsets are like no other. A burning red to orange that fades into a soft blue.
There are few better places to see one than at Stadio Arechi, home of Unione Sportiva Salernitana 1919. πΈ
terraceedition.com/home-hautβ¦
The False Nine retweeted
New: Words & Images: @HugoGreenhalgh
One disposable camera, another memorable Arsenal season. Film images are imperfect, just like the Gunners but offer a way to look back at all the good being built. #afc πΈ ποΈ
terraceedition.com/home-hautβ¦
The False Nine retweeted
SUNDAY:
Next up at Champion Hill @dulwichhamfc_w take on @FulhamFCFound on Sunday at 2pm
Tickets - PAY WHAT YOU WANT!
Come along and support the team #DHFCW ππ
Full details: pitchero.com/clubs/dulwichhaβ¦
The False Nine retweeted
Danny Mills inspires next generation of footballers!
Millsy spoke to Year 11 students at Oasis Academy Shirley Park in Croydon about his career so far and the realities of life as a footballer...
Find out more below...#DHFC ππ
The False Nine retweeted
FA CUP FIRST ROUND:
Dulwich Hamlet will be televised!
Our FA Cup game against @officialcufc will be broadcast live on BBC Two on Friday 8th November, kick off 7.55pm.
Full details: pitchero.com/clubs/dulwichhaβ¦
#DHFC ππ
The False Nine retweeted
'The man who released Harry Kane on what Arsenal changed to never repeat the same mistake again'
β @HugoGreenhalgh / @Football_LDN football.london/arsenal-fc/wβ¦
The False Nine retweeted
βHe seems to tackle every game with unfazed determination, as if he does not care whether he is playing against Ligue 2 relegation fodder or Pep Guardiolaβs Cityβ
Read @HugoGreenhalgh on Arsenal starlet Matteo Guendouzi thefalsenine.co.uk/2019/09/0β¦
The False Nine retweeted
The False Nine retweeted
**NEW PODCAST**
@vicar_of_sibley & @HugoGreenhalgh have fired up ol' faithful to bring you the 1st podcast of #DHFC's 1st season in the @TheNationalLge.
Listen wherever you get your podcasts, or head here: mixcloud.com/ForwardTheHamleβ¦
GOOD TO BE BACK!
ππππ
The False Nine retweeted
This is a really powerful piece of writing on football and grief. Read it teapawt.net/the_false_nine/status/β¦ β at Paddington, London
How the World Cup helped me grieve for my mum by @jrgdutton wp.me/p3r1Vm-1VE thefalsenine.co.uk/2018/06/1β¦
The False Nine retweeted
9 months. 2 home grounds. 58 games. 5 competitions. 114 goals scored by 19 different goalscorers (including a goalkeeper). What a season. Sit back, grab a cuppa and drink in every single #DHFC goal from this season (so far π€ͺ) ππ
Every single goal of Dulwich Hamlet's 2017-18 season (so far π€ͺ) ππ
Absolute goal pie. All over your face and down your top. Little bit on your jeans, too. Mucky pup.
The False Nine retweeted
UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY β οΈβ οΈβ οΈ
RT+ Follow both @1mstadium & @MatabelFootball to win this Matabeleland's beautiful @CONIFA World Football Cup shirt !
A limited-edition jersey for a great team.
The False Nine retweeted
A great summary of a crazy few days for this amazing football club written by two very passionate Hamlet fans #DHFC #SaveDHFC teapawt.net/the_false_nine/status/β¦
New on TFN: 11 things that happened to @DulwichHamletFC this week by @vicar_of_sibley
Featuring @SadiqKhan, @peterjohn6, @KeithOlbermann, @pinfurna_, @nizyync7, @caddai1, @helenhayes_, @Picfair and @acjimbo
#DHFC
thefalsenine.co.uk/2018/03/0β¦
The False Nine retweeted
Brilliant effort Ben. I donβt think I could start to summarise this week! #dhfc teapawt.net/the_false_nine/status/β¦
New on TFN: 11 things that happened to @DulwichHamletFC this week by @vicar_of_sibley
Featuring @SadiqKhan, @peterjohn6, @KeithOlbermann, @pinfurna_, @nizyync7, @caddai1, @helenhayes_, @Picfair and @acjimbo
#DHFC
thefalsenine.co.uk/2018/03/0β¦
The False Nine retweeted
Is this week even real!? 11 things that have *actually* happened. Expect this piece to be added to before the day is out. #SaveDHFC #DHFC ππ teapawt.net/The_False_Nine/status/β¦
New on TFN: 11 things that happened to @DulwichHamletFC this week by @vicar_of_sibley
Featuring @SadiqKhan, @peterjohn6, @KeithOlbermann, @pinfurna_, @nizyync7, @caddai1, @helenhayes_, @Picfair and @acjimbo
#DHFC
thefalsenine.co.uk/2018/03/0β¦
The False Nine retweeted
Letter from @peterjohn6 and @SadiqKhan to Meadow
The False Nine retweeted
We need your help to get the Matabeleland Football Team to London! β½οΈ
Please watch the video π½οΈ
Please look at our new #crowdfunding page launched today: bit.ly/2EdqpXZ
Please #RETWEEET this to help us spread the word!
@MatabelFootball @CONIFAOfficial
The False Nine retweeted
"Rather than simply acknowledging a young footballer might want to do something interesting in the capital on a rare evening out, some publications cut a more vicious tone." (@HugoGreenhalgh/@The_False_Nine)
ow.ly/ENDn30i6ksZ
The False Nine retweeted
Hector Bellerin and footballβs tolerance problem: thefalsenine.co.uk/2018/01/2β¦ via @The_False_Nine ang @hugogreenhalgh

























