Engineer, game dev, level designer, musician, writer, wiseass. Formerly at Disruptor Beam and Red 5 Studios. Created Urban Flight for L4D2. Chaotic good.
Boston
Joined December 2008
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No idea what's will happen with twitter, so here's a fancy Linktree for other places to find me. I probably won't heavily post anywhere else just yet though.
I'm also "The Rabbit#3797" on Discord
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Me: if you put your pajamas in the dryer to heat them up, they get cold again in like 2 minutes
Priest: that doesn't mean he's not real
Me at 11pm on Christmas as I sit in a pitch-black living room writing fanfic: I just had an idea for a music video
Someone asked what gradual snowfall accumulation would look like in Snow in the Wind. I decided to run a test and this is the result. Nifty.
youtube.com/watch?v=DTsg08gk…
The captcha asked me to check all bicycles. I intentionally left one unchecked and checked a motorcycle instead. It passed, thus ensuring the deaths of twelve future pedestrians.
Whoever wins tomorrow, they might not be in office for very long. If you open a package of skittles and it's all Reds and Purples, you instantly become president
With a friend's urging, I made an app to randomly generate strategem loadouts for Helldivers 2.
helldivers-loadout.netlify.a…
Step 1. Be disgustingly rich
Step 2. Buy medium of communication/journalism
Step 3. Trash it
Step 4. Users abandon it
Step 5. It goes out of business
Step 6. Enjoy less oversight
Step 7. Still be disgustingly rich
Step 8. Buy medium of communication/journalism
