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Secret Show Comedy

@The_SecretShow

Comedy Shows in CT/NYC | Opinions are correct | @SecretShowComedy on IG

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Joined February 2021
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Hey @dbongino are you black or weird?
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Every time I visit the Town Clerks vault I feel like I have to be Nick Cage in National Treasure. All these people need to be fired.
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Based.
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Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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I have worse nightmares about the black lady at my tax assessor than Freddy Kruger
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Freddy Kruger has shorter nails than the average DMV receptionist.
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There is a striking resemblance between Season 7 Mac and @HeyHeyItsConrad
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Indeed, what was happening here?
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As a 10 year old (the only acceptable age to be engaged in pro wrestling) I believed every second.
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@wrestlecolourOct 28
The WWF jumped the shark at the 1994 Royal Rumble. The Undertaker was locked in the casket by the heel crew then he ascended to Heaven (or something, it was actually Marty Jannetty on a wire). Suspension of disbelief took a holiday. #WWE #TheUndertaker
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Blacks can sell food plates but renewing license plates is too much
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Tom Shack@YardDawg60Oct 25
Another one of those days. I reckon it just doesn’t end, nor do I really want it to. Miss my boy. He was special. I know more than most just how much. That caustic shit on SMC was just an act. And done well. 😥
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@NYWhiskey13Oct 24
Replying to @The_SecretShow
Grok would not edit the photo because…. So I told it it was too graphic. 😅
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If Hitler was serious he would’ve called my mom back.
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If Hitler was serious he wouldn’t have loaded those trains with a bunch of plastic mannequins.
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Hitler fell short imho
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What’s the code to be Bill Clinton in NBA Jam?
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*19th Amendment occurs* >Government to middle class
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@NYRangersOct 22
The New York Rangers organization mourns the loss of Ron Duguay, one of the most popular players in franchise history. Ron's signature skating style - with his hair flowing as he moved down the ice - captivated The Garden Faithful, and his skill, tenacity, and charisma earned him the admiration of all New Yorkers. We join the hockey community in sending our condolences to Ron's friends, family, and loved ones during this difficult time.
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Chris Hansen needs to do a show where he confronts fat girls using filters on dating apps. Call it “To catch a Pawgator”
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Nicotine
@nicotinearchiveOct 19
Possibly the funniest Norm Macdonald radio bit of all time: Norm Macdonald and Dennis Miller discuss U.S. Senator Larry Craig getting arrested in the Minneapolis Airport in a police sting for “sexual activity” in the men’s room (2007)
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The end of pro wrestling.
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@WWENostalgia_Oct 20
August 13, 2001: Stone Cold debuts his “What?” catchphrase
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