The DRK

Who else is super pumped for the new Jeff Dunham comedy special?!

Professional bowling on ESPN2 right now. Today is a very good day.

Why am I always at the bottom of the waterfall?

No. The plural of dice is die. Dicklicks.

You guys are playing Perudo? 6 twelves!

Trying to figure out what's better during hot weather, a bloody Mary or six white Russians.

There really aren't too many better things in life than lacing up a new pair of Skechers.

RT “@Shanaec520: @The__DRK if you ♥ weed follow @Weed420S”

Thanks to these Healthy Choice meals, I now know that having diarrhea after each meal is healthy.

Can I buy a bowl of weed from someone? Just a bowl.

@Anfroman @skerryswearly Do you not see the size of my head?! I can never die.

@sneakdragon hey, wanna play darts?

@edmundfitzbade wanna play darts?

Hey @SkerrySwearly you wanna play darts?

False alarm. It was my hockey reffing uniform.

Jesus Christ. Who the hell put a litter box in my room?! It smells like cat piss in here.

I've been playing Call of Duty for the past 8 hours. Totally drenched with sweat.

Just put on "one week" by Bare Naked Ladies at the bar. Everyone loves this song.

FULLY!!!!!! Pound it girl! Pound it girl! Slam that beer.

DROYA = D-Rock Owns Your Ass. I don't see anything gay about that.