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Sweet like bits of orange juice

London
Joined June 2012
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Wife shoved poo in husband’s mouth saying ‘you talk s**t – I’ll make you eat it’ trib.al/VV6cnKc
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This is sad.
Palm Beach üzerinde uçan özel jetin gökyüzünden düşmesine ne yol açmış olabilir? Uçak, 70 saniyede 26 bin feet, yani yaklaşık 7.900 metre irtifa kaybetti. Uçaktaki dokuz kişinin tamamı hayatını kaybetti. Dakikalar önce, 35 bin feet irtifada uçan pilot, hafif ve ‘kontrol edilebilir’ buzlanma ile orta şiddette türbülans bildirmişti. Bu yükseklikte hava o kadar seyrektir ki bir jetin güvenle uçabileceği hız aralığı daralır. Uçak çok yavaşlarsa kanatlar yeterli kaldırma kuvveti üretemez. Çok hızlanırsa şok dalgaları kanat üzerindeki hava akışını bozar. Buzlanma bu aralığı daha da daraltmış olabilir. Kanat üzerinde zımpara kâğıdı kadar pürüzlü bir buz tabakası bile kaldırma kuvvetini yüzde 30’a kadar azaltabilir. Mürettebat, daha sarsıntısız bir uçuş için yükselmek istedi. Ancak daha yüksek irtifa, daha seyrek hava ve daha da daralan bir güvenli hız aralığı demektir. Tek bir şiddetli sarsıntı yeterli olmuş olabilir: Kanat taşıma kaybına girer ve uçağın burnu aşağı düşer. Pilot telsizden uçağın hız sınırını aştığını ve dakikada 20 bin feet irtifa kaybettiğini bildirdi. Uçuş verileri ise bu kaybın yaklaşık 30 bin feet olduğunu gösteriyor. Bu, her saniye 40 katlı bir binanın yüksekliği kadar düşmek anlamına geliyor. Bunun için büyük bir arıza yaşanması gerekmemiş olabilir. Buzlanma, türbülans ve tırmanışın en kötü sırayla bir araya gelmesi yeterli olmuş olabilir.
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JuJu retweeted
You had just one job
Nobody got my kanye costume last night :/
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Cyber security jobs will be booming in this economy
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A psychologist with low self esteem should never work in a prison.
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The rates are predatory
BREAKING: Revolut has officially launched personal loans in the UK Amount: £2,000 – £25,000 Term: 1–5 years Rates: Personalised, ranging from 6.9% to 29.3%. Open the Revolut app → search bar → type "Personal Loan". Probably rolling out in waves. More details in my next post.
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So she prevoked the situation only for boyfriend got punched up in the process. These type women are dangerous.
Woman beater busker don’t like getting called out☠️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Getting blown up by a Russian drone to protect my beautiful nation of privatised water companies, boarded up shops, cracked paving, and political-media class who think I’m a racist because I oppose a genocide. No thanks mate.
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Joni Mitchell Never Lies
one of the greatest songs ever made, with an equally incredible music video.
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Pure insanity
Miley Cyrus reveals she refuses to do any foreplay with men and orders them to penetrate her immediately without lube so their ugly penises get out of her sight "I enjoy sexuality more than I enjoy sex." "I don't really fuck with foreplay because I'm just too busy. As everyone will tell you, even in my business, I do not like to tease things. I like to not say shit and then just fucking go for it and scare the shit out of you." "I have a lot of shit going on. I don't really have time to sit around and flick my clit. I really want to get the fuck done and get the fuck back to editing." "If I'm in the mood, we're good. I don't really need lube, to be honest. Stick it right in, just hurry, hurry, and make it good." "I don't really want to look at a penis for any longer than I have to. I think that's why I want it to go inside, so it gets out of my face. I don't want it in my face, dude." "I like dicks as an aesthetic." "It's good if it can just get in and go away, because I don't want it eyeing me off. That's just how I truly feel." "Everyone knows that tits are prettier than balls. Everybody knows this. Your dick is ugly, but look at this body."
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Lit 🔥🔥🔥
A free Android app lets you run Steam and play PC games directly on your phone DroidDeck can also install games from GOG and Epic, and you don't need a PC at all
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He must be throwing them parties in prison...
Diddy is reportedly paying fellow inmates thousands of dollars a month to give him massages, cook his meals, do his laundry & clean bathrooms before he uses them. Sources also say he has access to Hennessy, contraband phones and a jailbroken tablet he used to watch 50 Cent’s documentary about him. (via NBC News)
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This is the true definition of chat shit and get banged looooooooooooool
“Currys PC World”
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They way things are currently happening from the housing market, it's best to rent it rather buy it tbh.
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Dear first time buyers, please stay far away from this!
🚨 BREAKING: Andy Burnham will announce a new "Help to Buy" scheme next week Called "Your First Home", it will allow young people to buy their first home with a deposit of just 2.5%
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Daily reminder that health care ain't free in the US.
Round Table Pizza is launching a Dr Pepper-flavored pizza It features Dr Pepper-flavored BBQ sauce, pepperoni, cheese, and green onions
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JuJu retweeted
They’re the Jamaicans in the UK that stayed Jamaican tbh!
I don’t know how but Jamaicans in Birmingham can really cook
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So you set that nigga up... Looooooool
My coworker told me he hasn’t got a raise after everyone got theirs. I told him “closed mouths don’t get fed” he went to hr and they fired him. He didn’t get a raise because he was supposed to be fired and they forgot
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She must be rage baiting because it worked...
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Unbelievable.
RIP to UK rapper Sway Dasafo 🙏
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