Logging into Twitter dot com every day

Former neighbor escaped from prison recently. A bit perplexed about it, honestly. You wanna be a free man? In THIS economy?

Hunter moon rising

Power came back and woke me up. Switched everything back on, and clocked out for my smoke break. Easy money.

Transformer blew at work time to get paid to nap

Determining that a $30 haircut every couple months is an expensive luxury I can do without but $20 for a pack of unfiltered cigarettes every few days is not

Fillet o fish and chocolate milk, your guts are gonna sound like Gettysburg

Guy who bought land in southwestern California when the ground starts shaking:

Mmm green

Golden canopy my beloved

I’m an artist. I’m a performance artist.

Big recognize big

Finally laying down at the end of the day after a long shift…. My legs tingle gently

Oomf

Oliver Reed littering my timeline reminds me I’ve GOT to start lifting again without losing a single ounce of body fat

This is what I always thought October weather should be like as a kid. I’m where I’m meant to be