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Hello perverts I come bearing GIFTS
The continuation to 'Current Objective' is finally out!! I wrote this is a mindless horny frenzy and vomited up 7.7k in a week.
Everyone say thank you to my gf who chose the concept for this one hehehe
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High as FUCK and watching the fall guy has anyone noticed how fucking CUTE Jody is while saying "hiiiii" to Colt after asking Dan if he's told him about the one take plan. She's so whimsical and girliepop I adore her
People are all over Colt for being so obviously hopelessly in love with Jody but this woman ADORES him too?? Let's not forget that?? He's high off his ass confidently getting his Julia Roberts movies wrong while trying to make a point, and she's listening to him, hearing him 1/
God knows i LOVE Colt but "every time I think of something to say it just doesn't seem like enough" is such a copout, and I'm glad he improved from that. What Jody needed to hear was insight and accountability, not a roundabout abstract admission of guilt
Remembering this very fondly rn because me n gf are moving and we've been too tired for sex like thisπ₯²
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Kinktober, Public sex// Stuntdriver: Days are long as stuntmen, and exhausting. It's hard work, and it takes more than just physical aptitude to be good at the job. This new gig is no exception, Casey found out. At least one of the other stuntmen welcomed him with open arms, +
Maybe this is like super niche but does anyone else ever have this weird phenomenon that you're planning on listening to music and the first song you turn on sounds too slow? Like you know the song, and this is not what the song usually sounds like because it's just too slow??
Actually DESPISE getting ads from companies I'm actively using like you have me already just me ALONE
Driver who can be a little bit of a selfish lover when he gets really into it and he's feeling good, and Colt who loves feeling used so he takes advantage of this fact by handing Driver a vibe wherever he's on top, keeping his hands to himself and just letting Driver have his fun
At a local lgbt evening in a small club rn with the gf and theyre playing Texas hold em this is homophobic
Brother genuine question are you gay or something because a female orgasm is such a beautiful thing to behold?? Gross screaming???? I'm gonna have to assume you just don't like women. I'm 50/50 on whether it's homosexuality or misogyny
Busy cleaning up and packing for my move rn and the amount of JUNK a person can collect in just three years? Sickening. I'm suffering and it's nobody's fault but my own I'm throwing shit away like I'm becoming a minimalist or something
Y'all I have reason to CELEBRATE I'm finally getting an apartment and it's nice as fuck and the rent is affordable and my girlfriend can move in in under 6 months!!!! I'm getting fucked UP tonight fav weed blend white wine Ryan Gosling movie here I fucking come
Dear dairy today my girlfriend put a collar on me, straddled my head, planted her hands on my chest and humped the FUCK outta my face. I had to reinvent breathing from scratch and it was a religious experience 10/10 would beg for again











