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It should be illegal to play Joni Mitchell’s “Both Sides Now” inside a nearly empty Chipotle next to a hospital during the winter.
Having worked with children for the past two weeks, I know one thing for sure:
The definitive sound of this young generation is a perpetually 100% full Hydro Flask getting knocked over and slamming against the ground.
I've put my heart and soul into every one (...OK, most. Many?) of the 234 episodes of You Simply Must over the last 5 years. Tomorrow, the podcast ends. Join us as we sail into the West.
Drew Johnson retweeted
I like NY cause you could dress cool like Clockwork Orange - I like LA cause you could dress like Shaggy from Scooby Doo - I like Chicago cause you can wear a Bears jersey to a funeral
Drew Johnson retweeted
you: this is the lowest spot of the pandemic yet. almost a year of isolation, weather too bad to go outside, no energy, can't sleep
all your friends: that sucks! we were talking about this at dave & buster's last night (safely)
I’m genuinely excited about this.
The New Radicals will reunite for the first time in 22 years to perform "You Get What You Give" during Biden inauguration virtual parade rol.st/2LGDsGu
Initially, I thought it was strange that multiple women on this season of #TheBachelorABC said something like “Well, if we die at least we die together, haha.” But then I remembered this was filmed in 2020, so like, I get it.
The best part of #CHIvsNO being broadcast on Nickelodeon is that a Bears player yelled “What the fuck?” within range of a ref’s microphone and the announcers were like “Uhhhhhh”
If you’re susceptible to deep existential dread like I am, might I VERY MUCH NOT RECOMMEND WATCHING THE NEW DISNEY FILM “SOUL”
A weird thing about growing up in the South is that, to this day, I could probably still name 95% of my high school classmates’ favorite college football teams.
