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This is definitely not that Coffey guy from Hamilton, Ontario, who has had multiple accounts suspended by Space Karen.

Hamilton, Ontario
Joined October 2026
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This is the pathetic reason that Twitter just suspended my main account. For literally quoting the first line Master Chiefs bio. This is why it’s always good to have a backup plan when a Nazi is owns the app.
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Just got Twitter?
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Conveniently just got twitter. Man , these chinese bots that canada , let's run wild are nuts.
You sure about that?
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No one can out bitch Melanie’s booze fuelled rants.
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I have never seen hospitals this bad. Hospitals are laying off nurses and health care workers while emergency rooms are overflowing and patients are stuck in hallways. Make it make sense. Doug Ford has purposefully underfunded our hospitals for years, and now patients and frontline workers are paying the price. We need MORE nurses, not fewer. #onpoli
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“All visitors will maintain an atmosphere of silence and respect at all times!”
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🇨🇦LIBERALS ARE LEADERS🇨🇦 🇨🇦🇨🇦 I stand with PMMC. 🇨🇦🇨🇦
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As a retired master sergeant, I love that this young man is more afraid of his sergeant than he is of the secretary of defense. He was following orders and doing exactly what he was trained to do. 🫡
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That’s the last time Pierre had an intelligent thought. 1999.
*22 years and getting under people’s skin is still his greatest accomplishment. I agree with the 1999 version of @PierrePoilievre. Politics should not be a lifelong career and elected officials should not be allowed to fix themselves to the halls of power of a nation.
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I am following the most Canadians I can this week! Who is from Canada? 🇨🇦
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*22 years and getting under people’s skin is still his greatest accomplishment. I agree with the 1999 version of @PierrePoilievre. Politics should not be a lifelong career and elected officials should not be allowed to fix themselves to the halls of power of a nation.
20 years in politics and he's still getting under your skin. Sounds like he's doing something right.
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If you’re wondering why Poilievre is attacking Melanie Joly.. It’s because she called out his loyalty to Elon Musk. First she embarrassed him, then she told the little pipsqueak to bring it on. She’s awesome.
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Epstein Files show the FBI, under Kash Patel and Dan Bongino, internally discussed “clear and specific guidance” to redact images of former U.S. presidents, a secretary of state, and other celebrities.
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I’d put money on it. There is no way that Pierre survives yet another wave of by-election losses.
Melanie Joly stays, Pierre Poilievre goes !
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Lol. An AI picture of Pierre having a drink if looks like water or digital beer What a clown you are.
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Shameful behaviour at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, Pete and his wife are laughing and making noises while getting their picture taken Thankful for the guardian solider demanding respect for the fallen @SecWar
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She’s awesome.
If you’re wondering why Poilievre is attacking Melanie Joly.. It’s because she called out his loyalty to Elon Musk. First she embarrassed him, then she told the little pipsqueak to bring it on. She’s awesome.
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Those rotten socialists! Why don't they just go away? Making things safer for everyone. The nerve of these people.
🚨JUST IN: The NYPD announces fewest shooting incidents, fewest shooting victims, AND fewest murders in recorded New York City history for the first ten months of 2026. Looks like Mayor Mamdani knows exactly what he is doing. A few more notable facts:     •    Major crime is down 6.5% citywide year-to-date. In October alone it fell 8.6%, with 920 fewer crimes and declines in all five boroughs.     •    Shootings are down 10.4% and shooting victims are down 13% year-to-date.     •    Murders are down 15.7% year-to-date and 5% in October. Brooklyn had its fewest murders on record for the first ten months     •    Public housing hit record lows for murders (down 28%), shooting incidents (down 34.5%), shooting victims (down 36%) and robberies (down 18%) year-to-date.     •    The Bronx continues to lead the city in crime declines, with major crime down 11.3% year-to-date.     •    Burglary is down 14.2% year-to-date and 23.1% in October. Robbery is down 12.3% year-to-date and 15.5% in October.     •    Retail theft is down 12.2% year-to-date, with declines in every borough, and down 10.9% in October. Auto theft is down 11.2% year-to-date.
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The day I have to pay Elon anything to be here is the day I leave Twitter...and yes, it's Twitter
Everybody else on Twitter seems to have bought a blue tick. There is only me left. Shoutout if you aren't ever giving Elon Musk a penny or calling Twitter anything but Twitter.
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