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Oh look! It’s football teams trolling a celebrity because they beat the team they are a fan of! Grow a thicker skin. It was never that serious.
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We still suck, but hey, the Eagles suck more.
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The Cowboys defense forced a turnover out of you, retire!
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We’re up double digits on our biggest rival and yet I still feel no different about this team. I dunno how that’s possible.
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Zero chance I'm adjusting my opinion of the Cowboys based on this game. But it does count for something that most of Philly's expensive defenders are out there, & the run game is just rolling over them. Not that Philly's defense has been great all year. Still. It's not nothing.
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Barkley is clearly hurt why tf is he out here?
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I am terrified what this team will be when Prescott is gone
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Giving up an 8 minute drive to Tanner McKee Why do I even still feel something?
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Jay Z is the halftime show?
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A fucking 13 year old could manage a clock better than Schottenheimer
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You let the cowboys defense get a stop, retire.
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In the name of the Dak, the Rayne, and the holy Prescott amen
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This defense is so fucking bad it defies the laws of reason!
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There is no low this defense cannot reach
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BTW, this is the video the University of Utah put out that Pat took offense to. Holy Charmin soft...
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Oh, come on there’s no way he actually said th-oh my god he actually did.
🚨 Pat McAfee GOES OFF on the University of Utah 😳 He says he’s never felt so uncomfortable, even bringing up what happened at UVU last year. “I did not enjoy the University of Utah.” HOLY SMOKES 💀
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It’s over
Saquon Barkley is active tonight.
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Corporate greed will kill everything you love
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I don’t think the Lions need to justify not giving the Packers, of all teams, any time to score. That decision was made with trauma in mind.
Jahmyr Gibbs goes down before scoring a TD to help run out the clock
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It’s always the most random shit that gets likes
USC killed a century old conference and its most iconic rivalry to be the Missouri of the Big Ten.
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