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JFC. It's like he was made in a modern-day GOP lab.
they'll probably hunt down his corpse and try to re-animate.
Here's William Jones who authored the 1864 Arizona abortion bill.
Some fun facts:
He abandoned his first wife and their children in Missouri.
His second wife was a 12 year old Mexican girl. He abducted her and after a complaint submitted his resignation to President Buchanan before he was fired.
In 1864 (age 49) he married his 3rd wife, a 15 year old girl he abandoned in 1865 when he moved to Hawaii.
This is the guy who wrote the law that millions of Arizona women will be forced to obey.
His life is a series of grifts, and he was known for being a "pursuer of nubile females".
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MAGA is a gift that will keep giving - for years.
even as the head(s) is(are) removed, the MAGA zombies will stagger to the primaries and cast votes for the most batshit candidates.
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every celebrity in this add should sue this thing out of existence
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If Elon Musk was betting in Vegas casinos - at the tables, I'd just follow him around and bet against him.
I'm sure I'd come out ahead.
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dear @CNN @NYT @washingtonpost @NBCNews @ABC @CBSNews @MSNOWNews
can someone look into Bureau of Labor Statistics regarding calculation of CPI? Appears major categories (sans Soft Drink and Dairy) are missing data for a few months.
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fresh out of the MAGAzation factory
Ambassador Thornhill, welcome to the team. I’m proud to have such a dedicated leader join us as Ambassador-at-Large to Monitor and Combat Trafficking in Persons. Human trafficking is a grave human rights issue and a transnational crime exploiting men, women, and children for profit. We will continue to go after traffickers, protect survivors, and deliver justice for the American people.
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huh. life comes at you fast....
Exclusive: Former Arizona Senator Kyrsten Sinema's bodyguard arrested for trashing her home, destroying expensive art & alcohol. Reporting by @MMarshallTV on @azfamily
azfamily.com/2026/09/23/kyrs…
this guy was made in a GOP labratory.
🚨 UPDATE: Capriglione's mistress has also claimed that he wanted to ejaculate his “baby gravy” into batter for cookies that would be sold at his daughter's bake sale.
He enjoyed that “all of the girls in the neighborhood would be consuming” his semen.
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Looks like @TheKinks 'Low Budget' album is going to be on-the-nose relevant again.
oh well @davedavieskinks , lived thru it once, I'll do my best this tie around.
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no need to explain. we, the non-poisoned, get it.
Will be on @FoxNews with @ShannonBream at 9:30am ET. I'll explain why eating the lead paint off my childhood toys made me what I am today.