@ThomasMightSnap

lovable scamp. deeply unserious. your favorite tweeter’s favorite tweeter. views expressed are my own.

 Earth C-137
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Joined December 2009
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First in my bloodline to see those words together
SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀
@SaycheeseDGTLOct 19
Claressa Shields says she would be a “Christian porn star” if she wasn’t a professional boxer 🥊
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Chlöe
@ChloeBailey1h
hot Meg Griffin 🤓🥵 #happyhalloween
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Japonais qui se réveille d’un rêve érotique avec une femme majeur
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chiara@callmechiara54Oct 25
ma a che pensano gli uomini mentre gli succhi il cazzo???
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The only way to shift that mentality is to actually have the balls to cut/trade players that consistently fail to do their jobs. Its always the usual suspects but they get rewarded with big contracts for alleged "talent" that never shows up in games that matter...
Josh Berman
@NextNetworkJosh21h
I love this team with all my heart but they are losers
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Which Cyberpunk 2077 V is better? I actually have done more playthroughs as female V but Male V gets Panam tho…
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I hope COD actually follows through on banning cheaters. They are bolder than ever these days lol
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The New York Knicks in 2026-2027 #NewYorkForever
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bum
@BattleRapBum17h
taxed sum white boys for an eighth
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LMAOOOOO
Dubs⛧
@onlydubsX23h
Chrisean Rock BREAKS DOWN crying and REPENTS for her sins after letting Blueface back into her life and cheating while engaged 😳
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Baltimore Sun posting clips with "fans" calling Lamar a bitch is some shit I have never seen in my life. Do other local media outlets do this in other cities? Defense give up 35 points n Lamar is getting blamed? The 150+ million dollar defense? That defense? 😂
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ovobriizy@210Bri16h
The monstars got mark irl
Thomas
@ThomasMightSnap23h
Telling you, all his clutch attributes were erased. He literally hasn't been the same since that Buffalo drop. Please get him off the team...
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Ben Baby@Ben_Baby20h
Per ESPN Research, the Ravens are the 3rd team in NFL history to lose a game by 20+ points after leading by 13+ points at halftime. Other two times it happened: 1950 and 1941.
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JP! 🇭🇹@jp4ss321h
Ravens when you ask them to play the 2nd half of an NFL football game…
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Well, they got the Ravens on the schedule... 🫨🫤
Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter21h
With the Dolphins win today, the Chargers now are the NFL’s lone winless team.
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He’s a rally away from bringing back “grab em by the pussy”🙂‍↔️
philip lewis
@Phil_Lewis_20h
“I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before, Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss,” Trump says
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Idk but you blew like 8 critical tackles today. How do you say "stiff arm" in Korean?
marlonhumphrey.eth
@marlon_humphreyOct 24
How do you say Bear blew it in Korean
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Watching the Ravens in the second half. #Ravensflock
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Yeah, time to shoot shit in MW4 for a while lol
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I'll watch football in December. This team is unserious and has been exposed. Even the wins were blown leads lmfaooo
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My takeaway is that Jesse Minter clearly can't call the defense and be head coach. Whats the point if you don't adjust to ANYTHING for an entire half.
Kevin Oestreicher
@koestreicher3421h
What are your takeaways from the Ravens' Week 7 loss to the Bengals?
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