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Katie Zacharia with all the enthusiasm and vocal cadence of a butt worm. #katiezacharia #parody #politicalcomedy #politicalsatire #awkward
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😱😱😱 And just like that, it’s completely VANISHED from the media. A sitting congressman, Ted Lieu, said on the record the Epstein files are being blocked because they show Trump raped and threatened to kill children. Lets make this viral again 👇
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I swear … I’ll marry the first woman who gazes upon me the way @SpeakerJohnson looks at Scott Presler.
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Hey @SaraGonzalesTX… why did you delete this?
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Meet MAGAt influencer Nicholas John Sortor @nicksortor, a prominent conservative social media commentator who is currently classified as an active fugitive by the state of Kentucky. In September 2022, Sortor was booked by law enforcement in Franklin County, Kentucky, and was ultimately convicted of third-degree criminal mischief, a Class B misdemeanor involving intentional or wanton property damage. Following the conviction, a Kentucky court handed down a 90-day jail sentence, which was suspended in favor of active probation supervision. By January 2024, the Kentucky Department of Corrections officially updated Sortor’s record to "Probation (Misdemeanant) — ABSCONDED" after he allegedly failed to maintain contact with his probation officer or notify authorities of his whereabouts. The background details of his Kentucky record include graphic allegations of physical violence against a woman. In 2020, Sortor faced heavy legal scrutiny following a felony burglary arrest in Kentucky. According to police allegations and local public records from the incident, Sortor allegedly forced his way into a woman's apartment, grabbed her by the hair, and slapped her after she rejected his sexual advances, before unlawfully taking her dog. While he avoided a felony conviction by pleading guilty to the lesser criminal mischief charge, the violent nature of the original 2020 encounter remains documented in public records. Because his 90-day sentence remains unserved, his current fugitive status means he faces an active bench warrant and immediate jail time if apprehended within the state of Kentucky.
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Meet MAGA cultist John White, much like @libsoftiktok he would run around accusing liberals or anyone he didn’t like of being a pedo. Surprising literally no one, it turns out he’s a pedo
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GUT ELON’S TAXPAYER SCAM—your money, his pocket: • $4.9B in government subsidies to Musk’s empire (LA Times) • $8B+ in SpaceX defense contracts in 2026—$21M a day from your pocket (NPR) • $9.5B of your taxes spent paying workers not to work while DOGE fired them (GAO) The receipts—the “efficiency”: • 271,000 federal workers gone; smallest workforce in 60 years (BLS/GAO) • Promised $2T in savings—GAO couldn’t verify 96% of the $215B claimed • National debt up $3.8T anyway • 13 Starship flights—nearly half exploded
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White House releases modified photos to cover up Donny’s half empty rallies. Because of course they lie about everything.
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JUST IN: Maga influencer Nick Sortor is ON THE RUN from Kentucky police after multiple DUIs
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Meet Theodore Middendorf. He was up on charges of “Predatory Sexual Assault of a Child” on a 7 year old victim. Of course, Donny Trump pardoned him. WE AFEN’T SAFE
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🚨 BREAKING: Republicans spent over $20k on anti-Troy Jackson ads in the wrong state. They presumably confused Portland, Maine with Portland, Oregon
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Republicans are still voting for Ken Paxton even though he got a ONE DAY sentence for a child rapist. Surprising literally no one, Republicans don’t care about kids the second they exit the birth canal
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MAGA has always been fake. Paid crowds, Russian bots, lies about improving our lives. It was never real, you were tricked.
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The US right-wing pro-Trump disinformation network, Fox News, is now outright peddling Russian propaganda to their viewers, hosts outright lie that Ukraine has killed 1 million Russian children, not supported by any evidence or reality, complete fabrication.
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A convicted felon running a phone company that can’t protect your personal information. Who could’ve possibly seen that coming?
Trump Mobile on 3,615 customers having their personal information leaked: "We have no team to handle this."
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You can’t make this shit up he just farted himself awake
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Meanwhile....MAGA youth pastor Zachary Radcliff and featured singer at CPAC, now faces 60 charges sex crimes against children. When I tell you it's all of them, it's ALL of them.
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Crazy how MAGA spent years telling us drag queens and gay people were the threat to women, and now a woman accuses frat guys of rape, and suddenly they’re writing dissertations about why it doesn’t count.
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Some people asked: Why is it such a big deal that President Trump’s White House misspelled “United States,” or that the president apparently did not catch the error before signing? You and I make typos all the time. But that’s exactly the point: you and I do not have an entire communications team, legal team, policy staff, and other professionals reviewing what we write before it goes out. When you make a typo in a post, you may simply be one exhausted person typing on your phone. You’re probably not paying people to proofread every sentence before you hit “post.” The presidency is different. An official statement bearing the president’s name and signature carries the authority of the presidency. What the White House publishes can have legal, political, diplomatic, and international consequences. Governments, courts, journalists, investors, lawyers, historians, and millions of ordinary people may scrutinize the exact words. That is why presidential documents normally go through layers of review. The standard should be much higher than the standard applied to an ordinary person posting online. So the issue isn’t that someone made a typo. Everyone makes typos. The issue is that an error as basic as misspelling the name of the country made it through whatever review process existed and into an official document bearing the president’s signature. That is not the same thing as you or me making a typo on social media. The institution, the stakes, and the responsibility are completely different. And what does that say about his presidency?
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