If HR asks how soon you can start working, never say:
- Tomorrow
- In 2 weeks
- In 30 days
Instead say this:
4. Currently unemployed
"I'm available to start immediately, subject to completing the necessary hiring formalities."
5. Brown
Brown means older blood that's been sitting in there for a while.
Same deal as red.
It often clears up on its own, but book a doctor if it keeps showing up.
Your d!ck is the wrong place to play it cool.





