PRIME

🚨 BREAKING: Al Nassr have reportedly begun drawing up PLANS for Cristiano Ronaldo’s celebrations when he finally reaches 1,000 CAREER GOALS! 🤯🇵🇹 Saudi officials are said to be preparing the BIGGEST celebration in football history, with Ronaldo’s 1,000th goal expected to trigger a national holiday, a gold statue outside Al Awwal Park and a personal phone call from the Crown Prince. Al Nassr are reportedly planning to rename their stadium the CRISTIANO RONALDO 1,000 GOALS STADIUM, while the Saudi Pro League is considering awarding him a lifetime contract that will allow him to play until he’s 60. Sources claim every Al Nassr player will be required to wear CR7’s iconic number 7, while opposing defenders have been warned to give him enough space to score his historic goal. Ronaldo’s 1,000th goal will reportedly be celebrated for SEVEN consecutive days, with fireworks, a documentary, a new CR7 currency and a special edition of the Ballon d’Or featuring his face. Messi has reportedly been invited to attend as a special guest, but only if he agrees to clap. 1,000 GOALS. ONE MAN. AN ENTIRE COUNTRY ON STANDBY. SIUUUU! 🐐🇵🇹