β Actually... β Resident genius of the BAU. Please send all inquiries in writing via the US Postal Service. [18+, CW: violence, drugs, mental illness]
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||: cm comes back to netflix, i go to innocently continue my rewatch and it's the GODDAMN ANTHRAX EPISODE
Trust me, if there was a degree out there that would teach me how to properly navigate interpersonal relationships, I'd have it.
Why do you think I have BAs in psychology AND sociology??
I go to the same coffee shop every morning. Today the girl behind the counter asked me if I wanted to get coffee.
I said thanks, but I already got one...???
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Fun fact, the Bureau allocates around $25,000 a year to replace all the doors Morgan kicks in.
The multiverse is fascinating. If you'll excuse me for about a month and a half, I think I'm gonna go get a degree in theoretical physicsβ
Possibly more interesting that that, though, is the actual outlawing of Christmas in Boston from 1659 to 1681. You could actually be fined five shillings for "observing any such day as Christmas or the like, either by forbearing of labor, feasting, or any other way."