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Utter bollocks. Seriously, you won't like it. Go away.

Over there somewhere.
Joined October 2011
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Little Miss Thuckster is now 23 and has just been offered a place at drama school in that London. Thucky Junior is 27, in the RAF, and he's about to be posted to Cyprus. I'm getting married next year. Anyway thanks for listening bye.
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Little Miss Thuckster is now 25 and is just about to go on her first musical theatre tour. Thucky Junior is 28, in the RAF, and in Iceland eating smelly fish and drinking expensive beer. Littler Miss Thuckster starts secondary school today. The wedding is in April. OK bye.
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Good luck to all you A level students! And remember, if you don't get the results you were hoping for, you're basically fucked. You idiot.
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Just to be absolutely clear, I'd send a dick pic for 50 quid.
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Just setting off for Glastonbury. No. Wait. Not Glastonbury. Flyford Flavell.
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I appear to be in Salford. I can confirm that everybody is completely mad for it. In the sun sheeeeiiine.....
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Thucky 👤 retweeted
Comic book idea. Man Spider. A regular spider is bitten by a radioactive man and develops superpowers that include burping the alphabet, cheering when someone drops a tray of drinks and scratching his little spider nuts.
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I remember when this was all Stephen Fry standing in a field.
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Hope they get the same guy to play the Major 🤞 #FawltyTowers
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Fair enough, but I reckon I could've scored that one 🤷‍♂️
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This year I have decided not to send Christmas cards. Instead I will be donating a fiver to The Dog's Trust and telling everybody to fuck right off 🎄🎅🌲🎁👍🏻
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William Shatner looks younger than me and he's nearly 40 years older than me. This is the kind of world we're living in now, and quite frankly fuck right off. #BBCLauraK
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Thucky 👤 retweeted
This Mitchell and Webb sketch will always be hilarious. You see it coming a mile off and it still pays off 😂😂
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