Pros: W/the shits/Cons: W/the shits. 👨‍👧‍👧 & Plant dad (200+). 313🫶🏾ODU Alum. Military Medic. Favorite word is No. #DontBeFuckinWerid

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No reason other than it was dope moment
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DEAR GOD ALMIGHTY
Oubliez pas que vous aussi vous étiez noir fut un temps 🥰🥰
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🌿O.G. Botanist Johnson 🌿 retweeted
comforted, vindicated, relieved
How do y’all feel knowing y’all put Crumbl Cookies out of business? 😭😂
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Oh this cold af
In other news, I dropped of a custom made puffer off to Ms Williams today representing her son Jameson (Jamo) Williams My first major order and I’m super proud 🤩 been waiting until i did the drop off to post this
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🌿O.G. Botanist Johnson 🌿 retweeted
In other news, I dropped of a custom made puffer off to Ms Williams today representing her son Jameson (Jamo) Williams My first major order and I’m super proud 🤩 been waiting until i did the drop off to post this
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Even on your birthday....can't beat the allegations (Happy Birthday my G)
It is my bday. Where are the cankle and calf pics? The fuck?
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Rihanna had a hold on the TL something fierce
when celebs were genuinely active on twitter like they just tweet anything that comes on mind 😭
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My oldest daughter (12) thought I don't know the inner workings of a shell app/jail breaking a phone.....OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... My sweet summer child
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It's the fall of the Japanese rule IRL
The era of japan glazing on the internet is finally over.
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You're still under probation from the last offense so....
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You are sentenced to the 666th circle of hell. No probation
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How does this tweet glorify God my Sister in Christ???
Sticking my tongue in a man’s gap sounds pretty…
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🌿O.G. Botanist Johnson 🌿 retweeted
:)
Can yall show me some stuff from your favorites?
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They shall know.....PAIN
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DAWGGGGGGGGGG....this ain't even fair no more FUNNY - but not fair
Les japonais qui viennent terrasser nos forêt parceque se pendre à un arbre en tant que non-japonais est de l’appropriation culturel
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Okay but did she have a geo tag for the dog.... ....cause I just wanna pay a visit to the robbers
my homegirl and her 2 kids were held at knifepoint and robbed of everything last month.her safe, her sons game consoles, her jewelry and her frenchie. she begged them not to she said I gave u everything please don’t take my dog but they did. she just found the dog today !!!
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🌿O.G. Botanist Johnson 🌿 retweeted
my homegirl and her 2 kids were held at knifepoint and robbed of everything last month.her safe, her sons game consoles, her jewelry and her frenchie. she begged them not to she said I gave u everything please don’t take my dog but they did. she just found the dog today !!!
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🌿O.G. Botanist Johnson 🌿 retweeted
NOT MY DAWG GETTING GOALS IN THIS HEAUX!!!
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It's a World War of Roasting....AND I LUV IT
Now why the chinese and Turks going at it ?! 😭😭😭😭😭
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