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Thynebear

@Thynebear
Joined May 2010
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[Jesus at the bar] "Oh, I'll just have a water" *winks at camera*
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was she a hamster
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she is gettin it
miranda cosgrove profited off the iraq war
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@burgandyyyy
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what comes next May shock you
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the change in lighting lol
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Thynebear@Thynebear23 Aug 2014
*pronounces "females" the same way as tamales*
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Thynebear@Thynebear3 Sep 2014
Lawyer: We plead insanity. As you can see your honor, the loss has made my client lose his mind. (Judge, whispering) up in here, up in here.
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Thynebear@Thynebear12 Oct 2014
[Frat Party] *pulls back from kissing* "Wait. We're not actually brothers, right?"
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It's funny that once you graduate college fun activities (like drinking in the library) become sad activities (like drinking in the library)
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are you done being her "gym buff lover"?
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Thynebear@Thynebear1 Nov 2013
Teen girl in mirror "I look like death!" [Meanwhile in Hell] Death scoffs & flips his hair "Yeah, as if"
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Thynebear@Thynebear2 Jun 2014
"Children should be scene, not heard" - Hot Topic
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Thynebear@Thynebear24 Sep 2013
"I Wish I Had Her Skin!" - Teenage Girls & Serial Killers
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how much for a smooch
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Person: You have a baby face Me: Then let me suck on your nipples
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Jehovah's Witness: Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ? Me: Uhh sure Witness: Low key Jesus is daddy af 👅💦
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Happy Holidays! I wrote this quick read for the gamers who need a chuckle, smash dat like 😇 playboy.com/articles/if-vide…
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@kimmydakoolest jesus lol
@Nateorious_BIG @KyleyWolff @Tommy_Mudz @BriMonty00 back off he's mine gals
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