Tiffany Martin

I haven’t tweeted since 2020… or is it called xed?

I’ve been watching too many murder documentaries. When I cut myself I think... “hmm I’m leaving dna 🧬 here”

My husband and his cousin tried to argue grease 2 had more hit songs that Grease 1... I played summer loving and your the one I want and he said”oh well that’s not fair” wtf!?!

This feels like a flashback episode of #handmaidstale

I don’t know how trainers get certified to teach a class when they can’t count in 4x4. I refuse to workout off beat lol @24Fitness_es

Well that was fast! He’s up

Since when am I waiting for him to wake up! Uhhhhh #momlife

Sleeping next to my baby on Christmas morning! I’m happy 😃

The only thing I thought we had an advantage of preboarding with a baby! Not even!!!! @JetBlue way to ruin my dream

I still can’t believe I didn’t figure out the #RottweilerMask was @chrisdaughtery good freaking job!

Every photo they nailed

I prob won’t be the one to get it for you, but what does everyone want for Christmas? I’m interested to hear!

We both hate tummy time

I had a kid. I haven’t been on Twitter in forever! Who still follows me?

My husband thought they were saying “chili bug” instead of “jitterbug” in #wakemeupbeforyougogo by #wham

My fav thing about working in vegas is watching hookers work

About to join @AMediocreTime tune in!

Dear maker of #elfontheshelf you are a genius. Congratulations

At dance class “if you screamed like that in my house, someone would pull a gun on ya” #onlyinflorida

No matter how many times I see Florida gas prices it shocks my heart.... #getyourshittogetherLA