8-Bit Tige

Was Tim Curry the voice for Nigel Thornberry? Should’ve been if he wasn’t.

Rockstar should make a Grand Theft Auto or Red Dead Redemption-style pirate game.

“White. Squirrel. Bar.” to the tune of “Pink Pony Club”

If I ever had a stupid amount of money I would pay to have a pen light put into the tip of my finger so I could hold it up at concerts.

Winner of this game should get the rights to “Lakers”

Watching #Wicked . So you’re telling me the parents are a-ok with their doctor being a literal bear, but not their daughter having green skin?

Vikings haven’t signed anyone in like five hours. I’m getting the sweats.

The #scamanda podcast is really interesting. Would love one next about Feeding Our Future.

At Mayo Clinic Square. Really hope this is just a dumb joke 🤞🏻 stay safe out there

Of course the Packers are the team that’s crying about the tush push.

Serves me right. I led the charge making Animal Crackers popular again and now they’re sold out at CostCo. Nice job.

They keep calling Mahomes “Patrick” and it’s weird.

I am genuinely sorry Lions fans. Thought this was your year and I know how it feels when it’s not. We’re brothers—at least we’re not Packers #owners, right?

Next year #skol

Also I love the @Nickelodeon NFL games but want them to do a Muppets one next.

I want them to rename the Rosedale Mall to the Rossdale Mall, just on the off-chance Bush would play a show there.

By the end of today, even if I’m not happy, Tim Robinson will be. And I think that’s nice.

Started 2025 the same way I started 2024–by spilling champagne all over the couch.

#SquidGame2 has a character named #Thanos ?!?!