🐅 Dr Davinsky 🚀

You can tell a lot about a company by the physiognomy of their CEO: 1. Yoni Assia, $ETOR - Subject exhibits a remarkably auspicious physiognomy, marked by rounded jovial countenance, full cheeks, and a broad radiant smile. According to classical theorists, such features denote exceptional benevolence, intellectual acuity, sound judgement, and an inherently trustworthy disposition. 2. Brian Armstrong, $COIN - Subject exhibits markedly hairless cranium, deeply recessed dark eyes and thin compressed lips as hallmarks of the Austere Capital Extraction Phenotype. Purported signs include diminished benevolence, an apparent absence of soul, and a rigid, labial compression allegedly indicating a profound deficiency in shareholder empathy and an elevated propensity for capital misappropriation. 3. Vlad Tenev, $HOOD - Subject exhibits small, beady dark eyes, almost vampiric pallor, no smile and an unsettling, impassive aura. The absence of crow’s feet is read as evidence of suppressed benevolence, while the unyielding gaze becomes the Nocturnal Capital Extraction Phenotype. 4. Wang Anquan, $BULL - Subject exhibits a flattened facial profile, receding frontal hairline, and tiny ragged teeth resembling incisors worn down by relentless gnawing. In the discipline of pathological financial physiognomy, this forms the Yellow Skinned Coward CCP Phenotype, which is said to signal an ominous appetite for shareholder wealth.

Some Horner Baddies Need yall to spam some like on my previous Tik Tok video and I’ll upload.

First Ep. Of Financial Education W/ Baddies